By TJRoy - Australia - Surry Hills
Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML
TJRoy tells us more :
He is Croatian, and he was sober. He 100% believes it's true and has said it on several occasions.
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  Myo_fml  |  20

liver, brain, kidneys, pancreas, throat, bowel... I imagine the list extends further. alcohol also attacks muscle tissue so might as well add heart too.

bottom line, he needs to get help before it's too late.

  MrConcise  |  34

#16 - I'm guessing it ranges from "alcohol makes me a better driver" to an incoherent stream of words involving aliens or the Illuminati.