By TJRoy - 29/04/2015 06:37 - Australia - Surry Hills
TJRoy tells us more.
He is Croatian, and he was sober. He 100% believes it's true and has said it on several occasions.
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Respect your fathers wishes
What? No. Tell him it's good he cares about his stomach so much, but what about his liver?
You took the b8 m8
liver, brain, kidneys, pancreas, throat, bowel... I imagine the list extends further. alcohol also attacks muscle tissue so might as well add heart too. bottom line, he needs to get help before it's too late.
myo, where the hell you read that?
wchil, it's common knowledge actually. Alcohol is one hell of a drug that destroys pretty much your entire body and psyche if consumed excessively.
He gets the rumblies in his tummy, only Vodka can satisfy
I thought it was a pot of hunny that cured the rumblies.
I thought It was baby hands
Op should stab him 37 times in the chest!
But Ichiyaaaaa, that kills people!
Really? I didn't know that.
Carrrrlllll!
it's a known fact...
kinda like going hunting for rabbits, but couldn't find any so got (wild) Turkey instead (it's bourbon in case it's not in other countries)
Well that's odd, the same thing happens to me too
Just ask your dad if that would be a helpful treatment for your stomach too... I doubt he will make that excuse again
You've never met someone with an addiction have you?
Unfortunately, as someone who works with Alcoholics this is one of the least ridiculous excuses. They can get a lot worse.
Please. Share the most ridiculous one you've heard. I'm curious.
#16 - I'm guessing it ranges from "alcohol makes me a better driver" to an incoherent stream of words involving aliens or the Illuminati.
Are those the reasons you use? ;)
#32 - My reason is that I'm studying to be a bartender. ;) Gotta know your product, amirite?
And your customers!
Like alcohol gives me a reason too live
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Just like gasoline for a car.
He gets the rumblies in his tummy, only Vodka can satisfy