By Not dying. - 21/04/2015 07:55 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 008
You deserved it 10 886

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Never use the Internet to check your symptoms. Never.


Hahah lmao. Don't down vote #15 he is referring to Lovato

Thank you for this. It's the best thing I've seen in a long time :D

Do you watch Parks and Recreation by any chance?

incoherentrmblr 21

Though it was loud, the better question is how long was it...

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffff. This fart attack...

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Never use the Internet to check your symptoms. Never.

But how else would I know that I have swollen appendages with irate smacking syndrome?!

ouch, I hit my elbow and it hurts... Web MD "elbow cancer" damn, I'm dead

You either have cancer or you're pregnant..

I put minor leg cramps into webmd and it said I had a broken leg

At least it didn't say you were an amputee, then you KNOW it's bullshit.

danimal_crackerz 26

The international is good, however it's always the worst case scenario.

The Internet has a list of causes as long as your arm for every symptom you could ever have... Chances are good that if the Internet is telling you it's a heart attack, it's probably not a heart attack.

Look, all of us have thought we had aids, cancer, etc. because of the internet. Don't feel bad.

Hahahah if any such things happen again please go to a room where no ones there.

I was just about to say that. Last time I used that site, I swore I was dying from the plague, when it was just food poisoning.

rosha267 21

Googling symptoms always seems to give you the worst possible scenario. And if you're a girl the symptoms always mean you're pregnant

Yup, cancer doesn't even come close to the little parasite that will suck your life force and money for the foreseeable future ;).

llamarrama01 21
SweetIam 12

What did the Internet have to say about that?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

girl or guy let it out. caring about other people's reaction will only hurt your self.