Parkour
By burnswhenipee - 08/04/2015 00:47 - Canada - London

By burnswhenipee - 08/04/2015 00:47 - Canada - London
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Simple answer, OP wasn't brave enough.
Dang, you beat me to it, I was hoping to say that.
No, OP was brave alright, just too tight. Well, WAS too tight that is, now she just plain ol BUST OPEN!
No, #39. Just no.
That's for sure..I'm a man and this made me shudder and cringe for OP..
Hahahhhh.. Ow. :(
Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you
I guess you could say... That was a stitchy situation.
Why would anyone say that?
just stop
At least you tried.
I'm not saying you should kill yourself, but if I were you I would kill myself
sounds like you had a banging up
No it doesn't.
Can't really assume it's a YDI until we know the whole story.
That's something kids of yesteryear used to do either for fun or to get somewhere faster. We didn't have X Boxes or I Pads back then nor did we steal cars to get around. We did this stupid thing called walking! J/K I'm just trying to be an ass, but all that stuff is true though!
Congratulations #42, you have successfully been an "ass" now go do something positive!
Last year? At first I was confused until I realized you were being an asshole on purpose lol
Since there is a button where you can vote ydi one of the options so you can actually assume that in this situation.
guess you won't be having any action for a while... climbing fences or anything vigorous...
Wait didn't I read an FML about a person who ripped out their stitches while taking a shit? Are you that person by any chance?
That's the first thing I thought :)
Yes, but that's a whole different story.
they're both female and from Ontario Canada so it's plausible
I'm a man but even I cringed.
that was a happening for the fence
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Apperently not everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you