By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
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nesteremily 31

Punch her back, explain later.

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moophasa 19
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Seriously? What a bitch

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nesteremily 31

Punch her back, explain later.

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Llama_Man2000 26
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2 wrongs don't necessarily make a right, even if the other person deserves it.

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fuckedPriceless 17
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fuck that, if some random person punches me I'll punch back. doesn't matter if it's right, wrong, misunderstanding, etc.

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psychopolarbear 28

She hit you first, it's self defense. She deserves it for going nuts like that.

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WoW_Nerd 12
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Well obviously accepting a complement if flirting. duh!

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moophasa 19
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Seriously? What a bitch

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mukduk 21
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Wow, someone is insecure. Hopefully the boy responded maturely and did something about his lunatic girlfriend.

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HarshD9619 34
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I'm pretty sure he would be sucker-punched after that too

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dudeofawe 15
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Had to read that in Dwight's voice.

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Andrewski12 18

I've heard us men are the root of all evil. he planned that.

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drayloon 50

you've spent too much time on tumblr

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Roxas_hearts 27
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Why is this guy getting thumbs down?

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jerryj 27
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Because he's wrong.

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sonofmontreal 1
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I don't understand why some comments get a shit ton of thumbs down when they are obviously sarcastic jokes. People are so easily offended on this social media

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MisterEx 28
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What do you mean easily offended? You'll hear from my lawyer soon, 59!!

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serslybro 20

Cause it's all your fault... Stupid jealous girls!

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marigoldcobain 21
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That's not even... what?

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marigoldcobain 21
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Sorry. I saw I was kind of early and I couldn't think of anything good so I just expressed my utter confusion as to why the fuck she would do that.

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christmaswizard 9
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Hopefully it didn't ruin your performance!

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nityasomaiya 46

Oh I'm pretty sure it messed up her makeup tho. And probably added another shade of blue or bright red to it.

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PickledSweets 22
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Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a girl. Things like this are the reason why.

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Ardeku 15
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I feel the same way but about being a male.

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jerryj 27
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Why don't you both swap? :)

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fantasyworld 37
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I feel bad for him, having to deal with someone as crazy as her.

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HPCullen251 21

Don't feel too bad; he's dumb enough to stay with her.

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