Thank you for your service

By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
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Ang3lofd3ath167 18

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rt58killer10 20

Wow, your customers seem to have thrown logic out the window

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Cads1 24

How can someone so attractive not be a people type person.

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Welshite 39

#13: I never realized physical characteristics were indicative of social disposition.

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Cads1 24

Did you look all of those words up in the dictionary before posting? Just a random remark designed to provoke a specific reaction and I got it. Helps me out with my studies.

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Mirorbo 26

The "I was trolling the whole time" card. Yes, of course. It gets them every time.

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Mauskau 35

13, you must be new here. Let us introduce you to Welshite.

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Coland 19

Yeah I hate when I i ask people for directions and they're puking and ignoring me ;) jk

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santosb1 11

Maybe they're not a people person because people are afraid to talk to them O.O

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themonesterman 12

That sucks D: Was there nobody at work to cover for you?

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expertsmilee 26

I swear I will never understand some people.

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russiancat464 12

...Do they not recognize when a person is booting?

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lyricalservant 21

Considerate fellows aren't they? Quite a few in your town too?

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theTravinator 21

It's pretty much any retail job there's people that think they're the damn Christ. Especially at big chains like Target (where I used to work) old women tried to get in my pants and old men wanted to kick my ass for literally no reason. People are sometimes just immensely stupid, but you should look up the psychology term "deindividuation", it sorta applies to these kinds of situations.

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bdsmslave 18

"Well, Ma'am, you go straight and turn left at the BLURGH!"

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Thinkitthrough 23

Just abuse that customer with vomit. It is guaranteed to stop the argument... or get you fired. If you are that sick try to tell your boss and either go home or use the restroom.

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WitEluded 13

If you have to throw up, shouldn't you try and do that away from customers? My first thought would have been locked myself in the restroom.

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interesting33 36

Maybe they didn't have time to go to the restroom and once they started throwing up they couldn't stop? Or maybe they felt sick but thought they wouldn't throw up. But a restroom would have been preferable. Regardless, the customers have been very insensitive and just a bit silly thinking someone could help them when they are being sick. it makes me wonder if the customers did not realise OP was vomiting - though I am unsure of how they could miss it.

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seriouspoobrain 2

Yeah it'd be preferable but not always possible. One time my boss wouldn't let me leave work when I had a case of food poisoning so I threw up in a trash can for several hours until a regular customer of mine put in a complaint to help me out. Running to the bathroom all the way in the back of the store every few minutes just wasn't feasible. It was humiliating.

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