By howaboutthemcarrots - 14/04/2015 15:08 - Finland - Laajalahti

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML
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Are you sure something went bad? If you've been eating unhealthy and low fibre food, it may just be your body's response to the sudden influx of raw juice and fibre. Sometimes you need to start slow when making dietary changes. But good on you for doing something positive for your health.

You'll start a healthy lifestyle with clean intestines.

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No pain no gain am I right

Well I mean won't OP lose weight in the process of this? So lots of gain for little pain

You'll start a healthy lifestyle with clean intestines.

That must not have been just carrots and apples unless something went bad. Carrots and apples don't usually burn on the way out.

It was obviously stated that something has gone bad.

Try to stick with the ripe fruit and vegetables.

Try reading again.

Hopefully the detox will give you a good start for your healthy eating. Try to use fresh ingredients in future! : )

they probably were fresh. apples in a decent amount will have a laxative effect. combine that with influx of fiber, more liquid than the body requires and enough fructose (slightly more complex sugar) to make the bacteria in the gut go nuts... well this is a forseeable thing to happen.

Ah - I didn't know that! Thanks : )

Are you sure something went bad? If you've been eating unhealthy and low fibre food, it may just be your body's response to the sudden influx of raw juice and fibre. Sometimes you need to start slow when making dietary changes. But good on you for doing something positive for your health.

Apples are high on that list of natural Laxative. I have babies so if we needed to make them poop my wife would drink apple juice. Next day they would poo their brains out. So if it was concentrated with mainly apples, I'd have to say that plays a solid (or not so solid) part of your issue.

When your wife drinks juice it makes her babies poop??

I'm guessing she was breast- feeding

You clearly don't understand how the whole baby thing works #40. Anything mother eats or drinks, the baby will get through mothers milk. Maybe go back to sex ed...... Or pick up a book.

Also maybe it was something from yesterday? I don't believe the digestive track works so fast...

Hey, people pay good money for detox. You got one for free!

Maybe you somehow offhandedly made a very potent detox drink? Hey, it'll clean out your body quicker, at least.

Apparently an apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away. Get well soon!

Cleanliness lol Clean out them intestines lol good way to get a fresh start i guess lol

Yeah lol I lol totally lol agree lol.

I have a particular feeling that you don't cackle and guffaw at the top of your lungs every time you type out "lol".