FML : Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could....

Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could. FML

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You deserved it

Gilan Say more :

So a follow up. Once my head felt better I did buy her a new one. I do see a few asking what I did to deserve this. She's only three and didn't realize there would be any consequences, only thinking it would be funny. The only thing I can think of doing to even possibly deserve it is I told her she needed to stop running around yelling. But nah, all's well now I guess

By Gilan / Monday 6 April 2015 00:59 / United States - San Francisco

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By i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#6254023 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:37

Well your head will heal but her car is probably broken now, we will see who comes out the real winner

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6254031 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:40

At least she didnt hit you with a real car as hard as she could. You wouldnt even be able to post this

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By swaggyswagswag | 17

#6254013 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:35

Growing up with 2 brothers I can relate with you with how painful that is ??

Queen_bee1234 | 21

#6254046 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:52

Are you asking a question or what?

Zelphoric | 25

#6254076 - Monday 6 April 2015 18:19

Tomatoes?

swaggyswagswag | 17

#6254283 - Monday 6 April 2015 21:48

Nope. Just my phone screwing up the comment. Not froze while I was typing and did whatever it wanted...

By Geckosrock99 | 33

#6254015 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:35

Ouch. tell that kid to watch it. Little brat.

By Fuhkyoo | 17

#6254021 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:36

thats out of control

By i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#6254023 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:37

Well your head will heal but her car is probably broken now, we will see who comes out the real winner

MandieL | 27

#6254193 - Monday 6 April 2015 20:15

Not true actually, those things are pretty durable. I've been hit by one more than once. One time it almost broke my ankle.

By ncbb14 | 13

#6254025 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:38

I'm guessing at some point you did something to deserve it

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6254031 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:40

At least she didnt hit you with a real car as hard as she could. You wouldnt even be able to post this

By ebonyrose2828 | 16

#6254032 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:40

Smash the car to pieces!

By TheFangedDonut | 13

#6254035 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:42

Hope she doesn't DRIVE you mad in the future! Hahaha I have no friends

HarshD9619 | 34

#6254094 - Monday 6 April 2015 18:46

Put a "brake" on those puns man

By abNormal62 | 23

#6254039 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:46

Breaking new....Siblings involved in a head on crash!

By WCARlover | 34

#6254042 - Monday 6 April 2015 17:48

I feel like little sisters always have a sinister side to them

Miss_Whipped | 41

#6254453 - Tuesday 7 April 2015 0:23

Sinisisters. :)

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