Love, Cheating and Surprise: Fancy seeing you here

Fancy seeing you here

By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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You deserved it 121

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 468

You deserved it 3 504

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 456

You deserved it 4 807

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 807

You deserved it 2 928

By kitkat3308 - 30/03/2015 05:06 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 128

You deserved it 2 210

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 257

By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 161

You deserved it 37 785

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 104

You deserved it 159

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 322

You deserved it 1 012

By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 117

You deserved it 3 367

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 765

You deserved it 2 594

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 15 April 2022 17:46

Well at least you can kick her to the curb without needing a divorce.

bobsanction 18

Monday 18 April 2022 5:36

Better your girlfriends husband than your wifes boyfriend. Saves you the divorce.

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poopface82 19

Friday 15 April 2022 5:25

Sounds like the GF has been less than honest. I was hoping at first this was an ENM situation, but then again, this is FML.

diraven 15

Friday 15 April 2022 6:58

So no Eiffel Tower?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 April 2022 8:19

So, she's been cheating on you!!!

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 15 April 2022 17:46

Well at least you can kick her to the curb without needing a divorce.

bobsanction 18

Monday 18 April 2022 5:36

Better your girlfriends husband than your wifes boyfriend. Saves you the divorce.

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Fancy seeing you here

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Stacy's Mom

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