Hold me close

By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 127
You deserved it 6 758
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

EChan 1

He's probably slept with the dog longer than he's known you. So he's probably doing it out of habit. Neither FML or YDI.

16 0

Comments

boomerfeb13 0

I would do the same

2 0
z620 0

woah how do u turn sleeping w/ the dog next to u into spooning it

2 0
f_alltheirlives 3

---The dog wants a bone The guy wants to bone (Random guess why:) You need to shave... Fur is cute on *dogs* spoonless!

1 14
broken_chaos 0

Did you ever think he was half/entirely asleep? Unless you specify that, it's more of a "...So what?" than either FYL or YDI...

6 0
aback 4

Dog's probably a better lay. You might want to bone up on that.

1 3