By stitchesgirl12 - Canada - Saint Catharines
Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
stitchesgirl12 tells us more :
OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a vagina.
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  zach205  |  24

The post of that and this one are from diffrent countries, so why would you think that?

  Brandi_Faith  |  33

Op may have had the stitches in their stomach (or somewhere near there) but popped them from pushing too hard. If op had surgery it's pretty common to have constipation after.

  MDoremis  |  38

#17, they could fall on a plethora of things. Driftwood at the beach, off a horse and onto a rock, balance beams for gymnasts, even just falling on their posterior. The body reacts in strange ways to trauma and the OP could have had a severe internal rip in muscle that required surgery, or the skin could have split and required stitches for clean healing, or even the tailbone chipping and requiring exploratory surgery so the bone fragment doesn't rip apart the veins. There is such a variety of things that could happen.

  Brandi_Faith  |  33

My cousin had the worst birth ever. She had a dry birth, they had to use the vacuum and she ripped hole to hole. I was around 14 at the time and it's practically scared me from having kids ever since!