By drewcaver - 12/04/2015 19:49 - United States - Houston

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
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bunnybean12321 18
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on the bright side, at least theyre non toxic, so other than a tummy ache, she should be alright

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c_wyld 21

I once got sick in kindergarden by eating a whole tube of glue, and then got sick all over my teacher.

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JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Were you supposed to take care of her?

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tac0609 13
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Well, if you don't see her about to eat the crayon, you can't really stop her

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bunnybean12321 18
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on the bright side, at least theyre non toxic, so other than a tummy ache, she should be alright

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Rainbow2Cloud 12
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*Random comment incoming" Your pictures are awesome. Haha

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c_wyld 21

I once got sick in kindergarden by eating a whole tube of glue, and then got sick all over my teacher.

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AndyPurdy 31
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fsomelife 26
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Have you been inseparable ever since?

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onlychildFTW 33
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Haha I was the same way. I was always eating everything when I was little. Dirt. Grass. Sand. Glue. Crayons. All that stuff. I was a curious toddler. Haha. Maybe it's why I very rarely get sick now. Who knows.

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thejonac 21
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time to start praying

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thejonac 21
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although they're non-toxic, i think it's best you get a doctor to make sure she's fineqq

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slingerslasher 24
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Are people downvoting this just for the qq at the end

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dragonvale19 12
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Maybe.... Or they just think a nurse is a good excuse for a doctor, but then again i get all my information from ifunny. :3

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_Peppermint_ 34
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But I thought Crayola was non-toxic? Unless it was RoseArt. F*#k RoseArt.

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slingerslasher 24
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No words can describe my despair as a child when I picked up a crayon expecting a Crayola... only to find it was a RoseArt. Goddamn.

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chewebb 8
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Good looking out.

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shemademedoit 20
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I hope she's OK. if the crayon was blue then she will come out if there as an avatar

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turtlesman 7

something my children will do....

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rachelottavia 16

pretty colors, you know!

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