By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 06:36 - Australia

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML
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griffins33 4

That would totally be the highlight of my day

Wingadrium Leviosa is much easier


Better than being sick

A100893 30

Better than a lot of things. If you ever break both hands you will appreciate this skill.

As woody Allen said: "Enjoy the little things." - Zombieland.

kaylamahoney90 12

Toes are great for picking up things when you don't want to bend over.

peachesncreem 21

Is this what they do for fun in Tasmania?

shanemaximo 7

I picked my toes up off the floor using only my keys and my drivers license.

um well it is i would say, yes, yes it is...

griffins33 4

That would totally be the highlight of my day

In snowboarding a toe grab is quite the accomplishment.

sonrisapreciosa 6

You are quite talented.

linkinpark98 23

Too bad it isn't.

Reading this FML is the highlight of my day

littletinyME 5

The highlight of my day wasn't even near this awesome...

Wingadrium Leviosa is much easier

True. But having the proper emphasis and wand flourish are critical.

Potterhead1- you made my day :) thank you!

leogirl95 12

Accio driver's license

9 - It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA

Swish and flick :D

With so many Potter fans, I'm surprised that no one commented that it's "Wingardium leviosa." You have to be careful with pronunciation! You don't want to end up like Seamus Finnigan!

40 how is muffliato relevant it makes a buzzing noise in peoples ears...

leogirl95 12

114, I almost did, but then I thought about how many thumbs down that one would receive...

114, I did comment about pronunciation

Actually pretty cool mine was drawing hello kitty with brand new markers -_-

Mine was draw a yak eating grass. It was epic.

StopDropNRoll 11

I don't draw.

Redoxx_fml 22

Need a moment? Chew it over with a Twix!

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

That's kinky huh? *picks up keys and license with toes* ..... Doesn't feel kinky... Lair!

Maybe he has a foot fetish.

Everytime firsttigerhobbes post's, I down thumb. He just isn't funny. And probably never will be, just like this kid that says kinky all the time.. Smmfh... *shake my mother fuckin head*

tanneriscool, so our rivalry begins general douche-bag

Firsttiger wins!

It begins, cock boy.

808Boyo 4

That's gotta be the lamest insult I've ever heard.

Trickiest_K 9


Your one talented person...

SesameSpeed 7

^ douchebag

SesameSpeed 7


SesameSpeed 7

^ in the butt?

Alright you made me laugh.


SesameSpeed 7

^ right?

surfnshred 2

Wow your life must really suck

Nope. He got published to the site because his life is great =)

It could be worse, you could have a somewhat intimate relationship with your cat?

kittenvks 11

Is that experience talking?

That depends, can experience talk?

Make tomorrow a better day, attempt larger and multiple items.

And then move on to foot juggling.

With flaming knives, obviously.

iAmScrubs 19

You might as well take it to the next step and drive the car with them.