Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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siggy_mcsigx 22
While it's not a good idea to get out and check on it, unfortunately......I would freak out at my boyfriend. I hate animal cruelty. If I stayed with him I'd emotionally hold it against him forever...
Thorzix 23
Then you'd need help just as much help as OP's boyfriend. Smirk aside, this is the opposite of animal cruelty. The poor thing was injured, if it was next to the road it had probably gotten hit by another car and would have died anyway, most likely was in a lot of pain already. Although his reaction afterwards was a little twisted, OP's boyfriend did the right thing finishing it off. If you'd torture your partner emotionally for something like that. Go seek freaking help. Now.
siggy_mcsigx 22
No, I wouldn't torture him. Subconsciously I'd keep that shock and pain in -me- for a long time. Doesn't mean I'd express it or treat him worse.
souchi64_fml 2
Be careful, you may be dating Joffrey Lannister :O
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Omg you made me laugh!!!
Benmcsausage 2
This is what you should do if you see an animal suffering. Your boyfriend did the right thing although I would not have had a smirk on my face.
NodakN8V 25
I would of ended its life a little more humanly than that but I would of field dressed it afterwards and made its way to the freezer
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Freeeeesh meat, in the middle of the rooooaaad!....
Thumbs82 13
As several others have stated, that would be a deal breaker for me, too. He obviously has severe problems, & u should dump his sick ass ASAP. Then I'd turn him in for cruelty to animals.
pinkyponky 2
what a jerk!
Futacy 30
Dexter.
F_Your_Life_001 0
My boyfriend's so crazy
ahh_rats 15
If it's laying in the road it was gonna die anyway
jazzmin1997 16
I would dump him on the spot. And slap him. And break his car windshields.
flame5768 14
then i would kick him out of the car, set him on fire, and crush his head while slowly driving.