Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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norisorroz 28
I suggest you run like Satan's after you.
theycallmeodinz 1
seriously, what the **** were you going to do for it if you had gotten out? unless you had animal morphine and some stitches and an IV in you purse there's nothing you could of done for the animal except prolong its suffering. he did the best thing for it. I like animals, but still believe its for the best
avapaige1234 19
You mean, new ex boyfriend right? I mean, what he did there says a lot about him.
aneonmoose 11
I can't tell whether or not your name is a reference to something but either way, that's terrible. I'd dump him.
Witchylady 18
Your boyfriend has serious psychological issues. I hope you dumped his ass and reported him to the authorities. What a psychotic loon. Wait till karma catches up with that lunatic.
jddrinker 6
I don't see a problem here.
Thorzix 23
The smirk is a problem.
flame5768 14
what the problem is you people judging because of a ******* smirk.
boshbish 14
That smirk is worrying. Run away.
WeskersSexslave 15
your boyfriend is more than a bag of dicks...
purema 8
I feel both sorry for you having to see that and the poor deer. If i was you i'd dump his ass..
toxic_walrus 15
One time by dad came by a severely I'll and dying pigeon that clearly wasn't gonna make it and finished it off so it wouldn't have to suffer. I find that perfectly acceptable. This however is just terrible, if he wasn't sure it was gonna make it, he should've checked and called animal control. I hope you dumped him.