By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
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Well that's a load of shit!

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug


Well that's a load of shit!

incoherentrmblr 21

Talk about a blackout. Shit must've really gone with the wind...

Mmm. Facial. ....I bet if some celebrity said it cured wrinkles, people would pay thousands for it....

Yeah, I bet OP had a cow!

That is firggin hilarious! It probably wasn't fun trying to wash that out of your hair! Hopefully your bf is gonna get his car detailed after that!

OP shouldn't be sad that none of it hit her boyfriend. He was the one driving...

incoherentrmblr 21

Boom! Headshot!...

this thread along with this FML is a new favorite!

Shit got real with this one.

I bet she didn't facepalm though

Well.. Are you sure it was a cow? Or did a bull just bullshit you?

Rainhawk94 27

Does it matter

incoherentrmblr 21

No one gives a flying shit...

It's a good think your profile picture is already facepalming you.

this comment was shittier than the fml.

zadrvzrjlzamfj 11

oooohh my god!! that shits big time!!....hope u got your boyfriend to clean you up...only then he would understand...

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

The perfect move!!!! Nice one :-))

I think she meant he was going crazy. Like in shock. Not laughing.

87, I'm assuming she meant laughing hysterically, to be honest.

You have to mention laughter though. Otherwise it becomes hysteria. ("He was hysterical." = "He went bat-shit.")

sweetnsourrr 11

#97 I am pretty sure the OP meant he was laughing his ass off. hysterical means uncontrollable emotion or fear which means it could mean any emotion, laughing is an emotion. OP was definitely implying he was laughing, not upset..

It could really go either way. OP's comment after that, which says that none of it got on him, could also imply that he was freaking out when none of it even got on him, but got all over OP.

Laughing is an action. Joy or amusement would be the accompanying emotion depending on the situation... But I digress.

my guess is her boyfriend is laughing because he thought it was funny.

nurchok 15

One big hug and a French kiss would teach him a lesson...

hahahaha..... so much accuracy! oh... sorry for the laugh. FYL

More like they just carpet bombed her lol

Redoxx_fml 22

What and what ?

I'm assuming he meant the cows had accuracy. Carpet bombing an area just hits a whole are without much accuracy. Military term

Her boyfriend didn't get hit, meaning it didn't hit a wide area. Thus your carpet bombing assessment doesn't work.

that's a stinky situation

I knew these shitty puns were gunna bomb through the comments.

#43 you're a shit face

There is nothing to say to make that situation better for you haha, but if it makes you feel any better you just made my day

Love the way you wrote this OP. Ever thought of getting into creative writing? :-)

#89- The person above you is thread-jacking. No need to worry about it.

The weird part is that they thread jacked me and not someone higher up

It's because the ones above already had comments.

b00kn3rd 14

A hilarious story to tell for the rest of your life! In cases like this you just have to sit back and laugh until you can get to a shower.

Or cry, either or is understandable in that situation. OP, just whip your arm towards him to make some fly at him too haha

b00kn3rd 14

I like the arm flick idea but I'd rather laugh than cry. ;-)

I'm out of witty comments...sorry OP.

Thanks for the contribution

you should have gave him a french kiss

who let you out of 4chan?

Sorry! Sorry! You nod off for ONE goddamn second and all hell breaks loose...