Talk about a blackout. Shit must've really gone with the wind...

Mmm. Facial. ....I bet if some celebrity said it cured wrinkles, people would pay thousands for it....

Bullshit!

Yeah, I bet OP had a cow!

That is firggin hilarious! It probably wasn't fun trying to wash that out of your hair! Hopefully your bf is gonna get his car detailed after that!

OP shouldn't be sad that none of it hit her boyfriend. He was the one driving...

Boom! Headshot!...

this thread along with this FML is a new favorite!

Shit got real with this one.

I bet she didn't facepalm though

Does it matter

No one gives a flying shit...

It's a good think your profile picture is already facepalming you.

this comment was shittier than the fml.

The perfect move!!!! Nice one :-))

I think she meant he was going crazy. Like in shock. Not laughing.

87, I'm assuming she meant laughing hysterically, to be honest.

You have to mention laughter though. Otherwise it becomes hysteria. ("He was hysterical." = "He went bat-shit.")

#97 I am pretty sure the OP meant he was laughing his ass off. hysterical means uncontrollable emotion or fear which means it could mean any emotion, laughing is an emotion. OP was definitely implying he was laughing, not upset..

It could really go either way. OP's comment after that, which says that none of it got on him, could also imply that he was freaking out when none of it even got on him, but got all over OP.

Laughing is an action. Joy or amusement would be the accompanying emotion depending on the situation... But I digress.

my guess is her boyfriend is laughing because he thought it was funny.

One big hug and a French kiss would teach him a lesson...

More like they just carpet bombed her lol

What and what ?

I'm assuming he meant the cows had accuracy. Carpet bombing an area just hits a whole are without much accuracy. Military term

Her boyfriend didn't get hit, meaning it didn't hit a wide area. Thus your carpet bombing assessment doesn't work.

Touché (:

I knew these shitty puns were gunna bomb through the comments.

hehe shitty...

#43 you're a shit face

Love the way you wrote this OP. Ever thought of getting into creative writing? :-)

Wtf^

#89- The person above you is thread-jacking. No need to worry about it.

The weird part is that they thread jacked me and not someone higher up

It's because the ones above already had comments.

Or cry, either or is understandable in that situation. OP, just whip your arm towards him to make some fly at him too haha

I like the arm flick idea but I'd rather laugh than cry. ;-)

Thanks for the contribution

who let you out of 4chan?

Sorry! Sorry! You nod off for ONE goddamn second and all hell breaks loose...