FML : Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck...

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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Felicityfrank - / Thursday 1 May 2014 14:17 / Australia - Glen Iris

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By traviscool | 12

#5931946 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:24

Well that's a load of shit!

By Fuaaad1994 | 31

#5931951 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:25

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

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By traviscool | 12

#5931946 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:24

Well that's a load of shit!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5932031 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:22

Talk about a blackout. Shit must've really gone with the wind...

feelingold | 18

#5932058 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:52

Mmm. Facial. ....I bet if some celebrity said it cured wrinkles, people would pay thousands for it....

Blackhawk706 | 23

#5932240 - Friday 2 May 2014 1:05

Bullshit!

citytown | 5

#5932243 - Friday 2 May 2014 1:09

Yeah, I bet OP had a cow!

crystalxa | 35

#5932791 - Friday 2 May 2014 15:10

That is firggin hilarious! It probably wasn't fun trying to wash that out of your hair! Hopefully your bf is gonna get his car detailed after that!

kalinka07 | 5

#5933190 - Friday 2 May 2014 23:30

OP shouldn't be sad that none of it hit her boyfriend. He was the one driving...

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5933410 - Saturday 3 May 2014 4:56

Boom! Headshot!...

Adm_Twigs | 19

#5933460 - Saturday 3 May 2014 6:10

this thread along with this FML is a new favorite!

False_Stupidity | 41

#5933601 - Saturday 3 May 2014 11:03

Shit got real with this one.

traviscool | 12

#5933970 - Saturday 3 May 2014 20:11

I bet she didn't facepalm though

By abhi95 | 31

#5931948 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:24

Well.. Are you sure it was a cow? Or did a bull just bullshit you?

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5932016 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:08

Does it matter

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5932034 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:25

No one gives a flying shit...

OysterPearls | 33

#5932130 - Thursday 1 May 2014 22:39

It's a good think your profile picture is already facepalming you.

randompizzaguy | 17

#5932136 - Thursday 1 May 2014 22:41

this comment was shittier than the fml.

By zadrvzrjlzamfj | 11

#5931950 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:25

oooohh my god!! that shits big time!!....hope u got your boyfriend to clean you up...only then he would understand...

By Fuaaad1994 | 31

#5931951 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:25

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

SunTzu2 | 9

#5932055 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:48

The perfect move!!!!
Nice one :-))

Yeshua_fml | 18

#5932169 - Thursday 1 May 2014 23:13

I think she meant he was going crazy. Like in shock. Not laughing.

iAlissa | 34

#5932186 - Thursday 1 May 2014 23:41

87, I'm assuming she meant laughing hysterically, to be honest.

Yeshua_fml | 18

#5932236 - Friday 2 May 2014 0:59

You have to mention laughter though. Otherwise it becomes hysteria. ("He was hysterical." = "He went bat-shit.")

sweetnsourrr | 11

#5932252 - Friday 2 May 2014 1:22

#97 I am pretty sure the OP meant he was laughing his ass off.
hysterical means uncontrollable emotion or fear which means it could mean any emotion, laughing is an emotion.
OP was definitely implying he was laughing, not upset..

forthewynne | 18

#5932269 - Friday 2 May 2014 1:39

It could really go either way. OP's comment after that, which says that none of it got on him, could also imply that he was freaking out when none of it even got on him, but got all over OP.

thisguy22 | 33

#5932287 - Friday 2 May 2014 2:00

Laughing is an action. Joy or amusement would be the accompanying emotion depending on the situation... But I digress.

mclovin22897 | 15

#5932341 - Friday 2 May 2014 2:57

my guess is her boyfriend is laughing because he thought it was funny.

nurchok | 15

#5937342 - Wednesday 7 May 2014 9:11

One big hug and a French kiss would teach him a lesson...

By gauravkunwar | 12

#5931952 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:26

hahahaha..... so much accuracy!

oh... sorry for the laugh. FYL

Joshwarrior | 37

#5931967 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:30

More like they just carpet bombed her lol

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5932071 - Thursday 1 May 2014 21:12

What and what ?

Joshwarrior | 37

#5932219 - Friday 2 May 2014 0:46

I'm assuming he meant the cows had accuracy. Carpet bombing an area just hits a whole are without much accuracy. Military term

Soulsbane96_fml | 11

#5932480 - Friday 2 May 2014 7:07

Her boyfriend didn't get hit, meaning it didn't hit a wide area. Thus your carpet bombing assessment doesn't work.

Joshwarrior | 37

#5932585 - Friday 2 May 2014 8:42

Touché (:

By superjewguy | 19

#5931954 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:26

that's a stinky situation

mb2_native | 15

#5932023 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:13

I knew these shitty puns were gunna bomb through the comments.

that1guy35 | 3

#5932096 - Thursday 1 May 2014 21:49

hehe shitty...

jdesa | 2

#5932115 - Thursday 1 May 2014 22:22

#43 you're a shit face

By Joshwarrior | 37

#5931955 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:26

There is nothing to say to make that situation better for you haha, but if it makes you feel any better you just made my day

zandalee | 19

#5932173 - Thursday 1 May 2014 23:20

Love the way you wrote this OP.

Ever thought of getting into creative writing?
:-)

jdesa | 2

#5932174 - Thursday 1 May 2014 23:25

Wtf^

HeyTherexxx | 21

#5932335 - Friday 2 May 2014 2:51

#89-
The person above you is thread-jacking. No need to worry about it.

Joshwarrior | 37

#5932588 - Friday 2 May 2014 8:43

The weird part is that they thread jacked me and not someone higher up

HeyTherexxx | 21

#5932762 - Friday 2 May 2014 14:13

It's because the ones above already had comments.

By b00kn3rd | 14

#5931956 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:26

A hilarious story to tell for the rest of your life! In cases like this you just have to sit back and laugh until you can get to a shower.

mb2_native | 15

#5932024 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:14

Or cry, either or is understandable in that situation. OP, just whip your arm towards him to make some fly at him too haha

b00kn3rd | 14

#5932409 - Friday 2 May 2014 4:45

I like the arm flick idea but I'd rather laugh than cry. ;-)

By Sebastian2022 | 22

#5931957 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:26

I'm out of witty comments...sorry OP.

thomcmoore | 23

#5932004 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:56

Thanks for the contribution

By whenitdidhappen | 14

#5931958 - Thursday 1 May 2014 19:26

you should have gave him a french kiss

gimmecko | 4

#5932008 - Thursday 1 May 2014 20:00

who let you out of 4chan?

Zomg_Okay | 26

#5932156 - Thursday 1 May 2014 23:06

Sorry! Sorry!

You nod off for ONE goddamn second and all hell breaks loose...

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