Love, Weddings, Awkward and Parents: Winner

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2020 20:00

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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You deserved it 1 007

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By justmyluck25 - 23/07/2010 12:59 - United States

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Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

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You deserved it 61 895

By TearfulDaughter - 19/01/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 966

You deserved it 3 164

Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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You deserved it 221

By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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You deserved it 2 604

By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 154

You deserved it 37 745

By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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You deserved it 3 203

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 929

By the attention seeker - 17/04/2013 21:57 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML

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You deserved it 4 309

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 9 January 2020 22:33

I love the fact it says ‘a week in jail earlier this year’ and it’s reposted on 10th of JANUARY.

fullacrapallofyou 14

Thursday 9 January 2020 18:11

Another repost from years ago

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fullacrapallofyou 14

Thursday 9 January 2020 18:11

Another repost from years ago

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 9 January 2020 22:33

I love the fact it says ‘a week in jail earlier this year’ and it’s reposted on 10th of JANUARY.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 9 January 2020 23:44

Well, my parents met my in laws for the first time next to my coma bed - a much less joyful occasion, but which I didn't witness...

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 10 January 2020 23:42

The whole family should already know this.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 11 January 2020 9:02

At least your dad didn't get so drunk he cut his thumb off carving the turkey. Eh, Peralta?

J15237 25

Wednesday 29 January 2020 3:39

That actually sounds funny as hell. Besides if your fiance knows and they accept you then I would do nothing, but laugh about it.

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Same thing different taste

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Thanks Dad

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