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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

DatWeirdoDoe 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:39

That's horrible...

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:40

that's just wrong.

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urlifesuxbad 1

Wednesday 14 May 2014 21:05

he put it out of it's misery but he should not have smiled

JCal585 8

Wednesday 14 May 2014 21:08

Dude.. Run!!! Far and fast!

jtea 10

Wednesday 14 May 2014 21:08

He better be an ex now.

j_inks23 19

Wednesday 14 May 2014 21:37

I like how #1 is "datwierdodoe" lol poor doe

bunchaBS 4

Wednesday 14 May 2014 21:43

that SOB! so wrong!

RaeAnnAngelica 12

Wednesday 14 May 2014 22:00

I would of told him, "stop the car, I'm walking."

sythe511 28

Wednesday 14 May 2014 22:21

******* awesome

mybubbles2000 13

Wednesday 14 May 2014 22:56

I would seriously run his ass over with the car. Then drive away with a smirk.

SuperStormCindy 8

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:42

I hope that you dumped him. FYL, OP.

BreathingClover 19

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:56

it is awful, but it also made me giggle ;.;

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