Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
kittymisfit 13
he sounds like a psycho. you should probably leave him.
BobbieH 19
Wait, you were going to get out and approach a wounded deer? You must not be or spend time with hunters. While you boyfriend picked a rather grotesque way to put the deer down; he did save you from yourself. Wounded deer tend to kick like crazy when approached or touched. You just don't get that close without a weapon. Its a bad idea.
ZombieSazza 34
I really, really hope you mean ex boyfriend.
slick_chris 1
you're dating a serial killer
n4ture 20
Omg. I'm just sitting here and saying omg and omg many many times. This is just so horrible! :(
Ki11erC 18
Depending on how hurt it was possibly the most humane thing to do.
mt631 18
While I agree that the smirk was disturbing, it's probably not a good idea to approach an injured wild animal. If it wasn't as injured as you'd initially thought, it could have attacked. Deer can attack people, and it could have done serious damage to you, especially if it was a buck.
Storvolleng 28
He did good, it would have just suffered if he didn't, even if he enjoyed it (Or was relieved to release it from suffering)
flipthebirdfuxku 10
He should have moved it out of the road at least, many vehicles can't just "drive over" a deer... I suppose that's a quick but terrifying way to end it's suffering. Maybe the poor thing was grateful for the light? Let's go with that.
flipthebirdfuxku 10
I agree with simsgirlgem: if he will do that to the deer, what else is he capable of? Of hurting? You? He sounds like a scary beast.