Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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snazzymcwho 21
Um, I hoped you have dumped that psycho ass.
simsgirlgem 25
Run and fast if he do that imagine what he do to you
TehShowstopper 6
I wouldn't just run it over, but I'd pull over, pull the shotgun out of my truck and put it out of its misery.
katejones 8
Break. Up. Now.
whatthefhumanity 7
Your boyfriend is evil. Break up with him. And possibly slap him in the face for good measure.
skyeyez9 25
You can not possibly be a decent human being if you are intentionally cruel to animals. Plus He knew you'd be upset and did it anyways.
Rexor 9
The deer was screwed anyway. I'd have put it down too. If its on the side of the road, it most likely has been hit and has major internal bleeding.
Shehulk23 4
Ok guys, I'm an avid animal lover, but the only thing that was wrong with this is that he had a smirk on his face. If it was a deer and badly injured, and lying beside the road, it was most likely going to lay there in agony for hours before finally dying. Sure it's gruesome, but sometimes euthanasia is the best solution, for the animal's sake. Unless he had a gun or something to inject the deer with, I would say he did the right thing.
blueknight1st 26
While he may have been doing it a favor by "finishing it off" if he really drove away with a smirk on his face than at the very least you are dating a sociopath and at the worst he is a psychopath.
Celestia1982 5
That's disturbing. You know what it says about people who enjoy being cruel to animals, right? In that situation, you should call the police non-emergency line, explain there's an injured animal in or near the road, and they'll either send animal control out or an officer to put it out of its misery