Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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hickeyboy42 11
Yee Yee
Chibi_Kitten 24
Is it the state you are allowed to take home road kill?
JoLekkaDing 7
Dump the bastard!!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You might want to make him your ex. That's not normal.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
All these people arguing that he did the right thing. There is no guarentee that running over the deer's head 'put it out of it's misery'. It could have survived that and been put through more suffering because of it. The right thing to do would have been to get out of the car and snap the goddamn things neck to be sure, like my grandmother used to.
Nostalgya 3
I don't condone the "evil smirk" he had, however he did do the deer a favor. Doubtful a vet would have assisted it, so at that point death was the quickest release.... Maybe re-evaluate your current S/O also...
lizzy6262 3
I would've broken up with him just for that. asshole
psiloveyou15 12
Your boyfriend could've been way more sensitive about the whole situation. But if the deer was badly hurt, maybe it was best to put it out of it's misery. Although it probably would have been better to call the cops and have them come out and shoot it. That's what they usually do around here.
ImBetterInPerson 11
Never go out to a deer unless it's a baby... If they think you are trying to hurt it then it might attack you
DreadfulBelle 3
run... run far.