Bastard Bambi busts bumper

By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 734
You deserved it 633

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.

Comments

Mooglefox 23

10 minutes?!?! Wow, the longest a deer has stayed down for me after I hit it has been 5. You must have really hit the deer.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

He meant not ten minutes after leaving with the car he hit the deer.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.

You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.

I scream, you scream, we all scream OH DEER!

It probably died of internal injuries later. I hope that eases your resentment.

species4872 19

Your lucky that you don't have kangaroos and wombats as well.

fantastamazing 10

Must be a small car. My mini van smashed one and sent it spinning off into the bushes

That's something I would like to see.

flacamila 1

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha I loved the title of your story u.u <3

GoogieWithers 22

A tongue twister and a title. Love it!