Bastard Bambi busts bumper

By SugarCoat - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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Tarlachia 33

You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.

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Mooglefox 23

10 minutes?!?! Wow, the longest a deer has stayed down for me after I hit it has been 5. You must have really hit the deer.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

He meant not ten minutes after leaving with the car he hit the deer.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.

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Tarlachia 33

You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.

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Tarlachia 33

I scream, you scream, we all scream OH DEER!

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RichardPencil 30

It probably died of internal injuries later. I hope that eases your resentment.

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RichardPencil 30

I thought that would cheer up the OP.

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GoogieWithers 23

Wow bet you are fun at parties.

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species4872 19

Your lucky that you don't have kangaroos and wombats as well.

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fantastamazing 10

Must be a small car. My mini van smashed one and sent it spinning off into the bushes

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Lalala579121 27

That's something I would like to see.

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flacamila 1

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha I loved the title of your story u.u <3

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GoogieWithers 23

A tongue twister and a title. Love it!

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