10 minutes?!?! Wow, the longest a deer has stayed down for me after I hit it has been 5. You must have really hit the deer.

Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.

You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.

I scream, you scream, we all scream OH DEER!

Would you rather it had died?

It probably died of internal injuries later. I hope that eases your resentment.

Your lucky that you don't have kangaroos and wombats as well.

Must be a small car. My mini van smashed one and sent it spinning off into the bushes

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha I loved the title of your story u.u <3

A tongue twister and a title. Love it!