Bastard Bambi busts bumper

By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.

Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.

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10 minutes?!?! Wow, the longest a deer has stayed down for me after I hit it has been 5. You must have really hit the deer.

He meant not ten minutes after leaving with the car he hit the deer.

Oh deer their attack has begun. All across the world, deer are beginning their attempts to take over the world and rule over us. Eventually they will hunt us wearing bright orange vest and camo. And they will do this just for sport and mount our heads on the wall.

You were supposed to ice the dear, not cream it with the car. Jeez.

I scream, you scream, we all scream OH DEER!

Would you rather it had died?

It probably died of internal injuries later. I hope that eases your resentment.

I thought that would cheer up the OP.

Wow bet you are fun at parties.

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Your lucky that you don't have kangaroos and wombats as well.

Must be a small car. My mini van smashed one and sent it spinning off into the bushes

That's something I would like to see.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha I loved the title of your story u.u <3

A tongue twister and a title. Love it!