Psycho
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No offense but your uncle is a horrible person
Poor little nature's road bump.
He's.not a terrible person. He's just helping the squirrel excersise
Can't get that fun in a wii game, now can you?
37- I heard that's the newest edition to Mario kart.
I don't really see how this is an FML for the OP. It should be an FML for the squirrel.
I love how everyone dislikes the comments where people showing some concern for animals. I will not tolerate any form of animal cruelty and in my opinion that's animal cruelty.
It's just a squirrel. There are plenty of them in this world, and if so many of them didn't get killed by cars, the woods would be overpopulated with them anyway. They're just animals.
So are humans, and there's a dick ton more humans then squirrels, so we should just kill you off for not having respect for another animal in this world, I mean that's what you're saying right?
Logical fallacy: begging the question. Squirrels are vermin, humans are dominate, therefore, the maximum number for humans is separate than squirrels.
this FML reminds me of like an old looney tunes cartoon (:
Squirrels suck. Chipmunks are better
I agree
"My uncle is awesome. **** My Life."
Well if people can't express their opinions on a comment, the comment section is useless. Plus FML is kinda ment for you to laugh at their pain with sympathy, your comment sounds too serious..
Squirrels= 2 points Raccoons= 3 points Possum= 4 points Deer= You just ****** your car up. No points for you.
We all have that one crazy uncle
Agreed
O yes we do....(sadly)
Supposing he did get the squirrel, I doubt it had a life to ****.
the body, on the other hand ...
**** his death
guess he dont care for small things......
What kind of person doesn't care for his dick
i really don't care for his dick
I hate those bushy tailed rat bastards. Deer on the other hand are quite delicious.
lol i just had to back and check and its so true! its half written in past tense and the other half was in present tense :L
lol i just had to back and check and its so true! its half written in past tense and the other half was in present tense :L
Actually, it's half HISTORICAL present...
Your uncle was justified, haven't you seen the old Geico commercials?
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He was just trying to catch dinner.
We all have that one crazy uncle