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That hot...not
Mmmmm... gum.
Stick a wad of gum in his penis hole
Haha I lawled when I found out this FML was posted from France. We all know how french people are with their body hair...
Well this FML was posted from France. We all know the reputation of French people and body hair... Not very good. Lol.
Dear 23.... That's not what the urethra is for. Also, you're sick... From- Men everywhere
Dear 34, Gum up the penis hole actually makes the penis grow! I swear, I just saw an infomercial talking all about it. Sincerely, DrIDGAF
U may say it's not hot but Patrick looks pretty into it
That's a sticky situation!
I'm surprised that he still went down on you, cause no one likes the feeling of a bush.
Come on guys my Allis is Adolfo. Adolfo Oliver Bush
Nastyyyy...I'd never have my boyfriend go down on me unless I'm freshly shaved..
Shave your shit!!! Fricking Chewbacca over here...
SHAVE. It's not that hard or time consuming.
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Show it anywayCarpet=pubes? So that's their secret...
My dog would beg to differ.
Shagadelic baby YAH!
Well said!.... Mustache rides aren't free.
Well at least he was trying to be nice about it
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Show it anywayTrueeee
I think that the FML here is that OP has such an inconsiderate boyfriend that he cares about that her ****** looks like a tumbleweed. What matters mist is what's inside! Aw what am I kidding I hate hairy vaginas.
It's not attempting to be smart when everyone around you naturally is just.. Smarter..
Don't comment for the sake of commenting? So what are we doing here? Are we actually saying stuff that we think will be meaningful to the person who wrote the FML? Nope. So nice try on "correcting" someone on this site. Damn. I bet you're proud.
#28 Your profile pic and description had me laughing for good! Haha!
247-Well if you can't stand when people post comments like that, don't even read comments. Don't expect everyone to "follow your rules". This site is ment for laughter and silliness, not for strictness and demanding people. Just relax and have a laugh and move on with your day.
why cant we all just be friends?
Do u shave?
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Show it anywayHey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
They don't have to shave EVERYWHERE... just in places that aren't their scalps is all we ask for. ;)
49, I agree with you about preference(: but Ex: I've seen guys with nose hairs sticking inches out of their nostrils and I find that gross since it's unkept even though it's natural. I feel the same way about freakish long finger nails. It doesn't need to be shaved.... just maintained. And my guy shaves/trims, also for me.(: to each their own.
hey so long as you can live with your partner never going down there because you choose to enforce your "but its natural" policy then fine. its your body and you have a right to keep it as you wish. but yeah, "its natural" is really no longer an acceptable excuse for anything. otherwise we should just stop fighting cancer cos, "its natural".
105. You are my hero now.
Body odors natural, deodorant isnt. There is no poutine tree, or perfume river. ******** in the forest is natural.
I don't use the "natural" excuse but do people just not realize that shaving can hurt like hell? For some of us it causes so much irritation that walking becomes painful. Then you get 20 ingrown hairs and every guy wants to see 20 red spots on their girl's vag. I stay trimmed but **** shaving. I'm not going to walk around in pain just to please my man, and he's totally fine with how I groom. OP could be trimmed but her boyfriend wants a **** star instead.
I completely agree. Or let's just stop shaving our armpits cause some fool wants to try and post that it's "unnatural". Um no. Gross. Oh and let's also NEVER wear make up. Or put shit in our hair to make it sit the way we want it to. What a stupid comment. If you want to mention something being natural then why not mention it all? Dumb. GROSS. At least trim your nasty shit down there. Jeez.
Oh wow, you're a smart one, 238. First of all, not all women shave. or wear a ****-ton make-up. or put 34532 pounds of product in their hair. I know, amazing, right? I'm sorry you're insecure or just really ******* ugly, but not all of us are. I promise you that many of us, and our partners, are plenty happy. Guess what? Pubic hair isn't nasty, and plenty of men PREFER some hair, because they want a WOMAN, not a girl. Obviously no one wants a scraggly, infested mop, but you don't need a brazilian to be sexy. Please crawl out from under your rock.
Lawl I didn't think people would get pissy over this. I personally don't give a flying **** where/if people shave, I just think it's stupid that it's considered "gross" if they don't. Shaving legs and armpits for women is a social norm only because people have made it so. Sure, if some women want to not shave their legs cause it's natural, more power to them, it's a pain in the ass. Also.. not every girl cakes their face with makeup and uses an assload of hair product.
I didn't know there were people retarded enough to believe they're more adult for neglecting to groom themselves
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Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
My dog would beg to differ.