By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 21:25 - Canada
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Or even easier, help your peers by taking that book or just hiding it. She can't say it was you because you were absent that day!
Now THAT'S a Grammer Nazi!
Step 1: piss on book Step 2: run away
That's quite an interesting strategy of forcing kids to learn... Props to your teacher for creativity. I'm really interested as to what her comments would be on "ratemyteachers.com. Lol.
Shit 22, you reminded me... tomorrow is the day that snickerdoodles is allowed to come back on FML! God help us all!
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Show it anyway1 is totally right. Definitely complain. The whole book as the pass and memorizing it is kinda... weird, but then locking you out of class and such? That's just abusing their power. Talk to the principal.
Well at least if you have to take a while in the bathroom you can use the book as an excuse to why you took so long =P
spend the rest of class in the bathroom, when questioned, say "I was backed up".
Just tell her you have more important matters at hand when your going to the bathroom instead of memorizing pointless sections of a book.
Thats not legal. Dont memorize it and come back...then see how things work out when she gets in shit for pulling a bunch of bullshit like that
Yeah I'd be like fuck that.
Find the dedication page. They usually only have around 20 words. :D
#47- Complain about the being Locked out of class and being absent. That's completely Illegal.
I don't think the teacher is wanting to make them learn, just to prevent them from going to bathroom or whatever during her class
@121- Can you show me the law or laws that state that its illegal for a teacher to make sure a student isn't misusing class time? Or the law or laws that state that teachers are not allowed to remove kids from their class? It would be much appreciated, thanks.
Ass hole-.- ur like kathy off of "rate my pics" or something like that
170, you're a fucking idiot. You can usually tell when a student is misusing the hall pass. Normally, it's when they overuse it and/or take a long time. Taking a shit can take a few minutes at most, but memorizing a page can take longer, so basically, the teacher is taking more valuable class time away by making the students memorize a page, rather than just letting them shit and get off the pot. Ugh the nerve of some people. Plus, if you're a dude, how do you piss, read, and memorize at the same time?
welcome to facebook :) that totally sucks OP.. complain?
25- Lol, I see it.
So in order to remember the text in the time you have to feign a severe case of constipation. Lovely.
bust the door in and say you were there?
Honestly I tried to go, but the man would just not let go. He huffed and he puffed as he fumed out his butt. I tried to break free, but the stench was too much. Please don't make me go back, for he'd like me to touch. It's there in his hands that I saw the little man. The tiniest of creatures that ever reached land. It had just one eye, but two brows underneath. That feeling you get when you just fucking queefed. I'm sorry for cussing, but it happened so quick, one look at his eye and I knew it was sick. I tried to fix it, but it just wouldn't bend, so i kept tugging at it till the seams hit the end. You now may be thinking how disgusting I am, but please let me tell you, it was the book in my hand.
Holy shit. Finest display of poetry ever to be written on the toilet. Your are a god man.
Get to memorizing, makes shitting fun
The quicker and more efficient way, pee in your pants ;)
What if you just want a drink?
Then you summarize a chapter of "The Stand". Good book, terrible to summarize >_
Honey it's ridiculous :)
I'm not even trolling here: how is that a joke? Where is the reference that I'm missing?
Why the fuck are you people hating on her? You must be extremely old, because lots of people say this.
oh good. a shrek quote!
Penis!
I like that word....redinkulous hehe funny
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dear god. you should complain.
WTF?