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  RedSharpieInk  |  5

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  margie2194  |  12

That's quite an interesting strategy of forcing kids to learn... Props to your teacher for creativity. I'm really interested as to what her comments would be on "ratemyteachers.com. Lol.

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  krazy_glu3  |  0

I'm wondering how many kids actually recited it back to her. I would just have to take a piss. It's only a couple seconds. NOT long enough to memorize anything! Forget that.

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1 is totally right. Definitely complain. The whole book as the pass and memorizing it is kinda... weird, but then locking you out of class and such? That's just abusing their power. Talk to the principal.

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  enonymous  |  8

Use the page for toilet paper go back and slap the page down on his desk. It will be forever in your mind and his mind forever. I love memorizing things.

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@121- Can you show me the law or laws that state that its illegal for a teacher to make sure a student isn't misusing class time? Or the law or laws that state that teachers are not allowed to remove kids from their class? It would be much appreciated, thanks.

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  kurquizu  |  3

Or you could do what I do and take out your contact and be all like 'mrs teacher? My contact fell out may I go put it back in please?' and show them the contact. Works every time (;

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  ramboman19  |  8

170, you're a fucking idiot. You can usually tell when a student is misusing the hall pass. Normally, it's when they overuse it and/or take a long time. Taking a shit can take a few minutes at most, but memorizing a page can take longer, so basically, the teacher is taking more valuable class time away by making the students memorize a page, rather than just letting them shit and get off the pot. Ugh the nerve of some people. Plus, if you're a dude, how do you piss, read, and memorize at the same time?

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  divadro102  |  16

Honestly I tried to go, but the man would just not let go. He huffed and he puffed as he fumed out his butt. I tried to break free, but the stench was too much. Please don't make me go back, for he'd like me to touch. It's there in his hands that I saw the little man. The tiniest of creatures that ever reached land. It had just one eye, but two brows underneath. That feeling you get when you just fucking queefed. I'm sorry for cussing, but it happened so quick, one look at his eye and I knew it was sick. I tried to fix it, but it just wouldn't bend, so i kept tugging at it till the seams hit the end. You now may be thinking how disgusting I am, but please let me tell you, it was the book in my hand.

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  aliadnan708  |  6

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  boredblonde  |  17

Honey, blonde is the best color to be ;) ...and the "joke" is from shrek...a character said "redonkulous" so instead of "ridiculous" I said "redonkulous"... not a big deal...

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  boredblonde  |  17

1. No just no 2. Yeah I totally just copied YOU 3. You don't know me so therefore you are in no position to call me dumb, let alone bimbo 4. Gtfo my comment.

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  MichellinMan  |  20

Have you heard of sarcasm, bitch? I thought your comment was FUNNY, therefore I viewed your profile. (go ahead and call me a stalker) I know you didn't copy me. Once again it was sarcasm. So fuck you, and I can do whatever the hell I want.

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  boredblonde  |  17

#194- hmmm...well I'm "SORRY" that someone spewing insults in all capital letters is a hard to decipher as a joke. #196-...nobody really cares, now do they?

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  MichellinMan  |  20

In the future, I suggest you don't instantly come to conclusions that every comment is a very serious insult. And I'm pretty sure 196 was talking about me. 196- I don't give a shit.

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  MichellinMan  |  20

203- penis: The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

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