that's really disgusting and disturbing I think you should get a new boyfriend..

thats so hot

I think it's quite kinky. maybe he will ask you to wear a strap on next time? or tell him that him wearing a freddy mask turns you on to make things interesting. oh and by the way, some people eat food peices left over in their moustache, after sex i would recommend trying

#10 - who the ****?

lol, someone's trying to tarnish your rep, gayboii!

here we go with gayboii again. -_-

This would be a good time when you get his parents to give him 'it's okay to be homosexual' talk.

I feel bad for him. it could be a bizarre fetish, but judging by the fact that this FML is from Arkansas, I'm going to guess he's buried extremely deep in the closet...

I personally think he's kidding to make her look ridiculous or to share with the boys he got her to wear a fake mustache during sex xD.

Or it just turns him on ;)

It's me...Mario!!!

@44 That's probably true haha :p

Sounds like a HAIRY situation! ;)

136 isn't talking about the mustache

hahahaha!!! this is soo funny!!! tell him it turns you on when he puts his hair in pigtails

"buried extremely deep in the closet". Sounds like a good place for him. ; )

are you the same girl with the boyfriend that wants you to have a penis

why was my comment thumbed down? it's true.

fetish?

next time ask him if u could braid his pubic hair cuz it turns u on ;) haha

hahahahaha

I mustache you a question, but I'll just shave it for later.

Lol

I don't think you understand what a pedophile is.

No. He's a pedophilephile.

Are you stupid... this doesn't even make sense. He's attracted to children who are also adults who are also sexually attracted to children?

we live in a strange world 64....

At least he didn't say he's a necrophiliac for pedophiles.

A pedophile within a pedophile, pedophilia.

I think #2 meant that all pedophiles have mustaches. Even though that still doesn't make the comment make much sense.

Yo dawg, we heard you like paedophiles, so we put a paedophile in your paedophile...

Dude you just blew my brain.

that turns me on lol jk

This guy is the best commenter on the site...

You always have the funniest comments.

Nothing wrong with being the catcher for a change

I mustache you a question about that.

hahahahaha ^ that made my day. hahahahaha

no.

I'll shave you the answer for later

Yes.... Yes you did....

Love the picture XD

nice pic

why thank you my people. :D

I think OP might just be his beard...

did he hit it from the back? if so I believe he's a fudge packer just Sayin

63, hell yeah!

hi

not a little, completely.. :P