By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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Did I just get an erection?

iAmScrubs 19

He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.



to each his own...

that's really disgusting and disturbing I think you should get a new boyfriend..

I think it's quite kinky. maybe he will ask you to wear a strap on next time? or tell him that him wearing a freddy mask turns you on to make things interesting. oh and by the way, some people eat food peices left over in their moustache, after sex i would recommend trying

#10 - who the ****?

lol, someone's trying to tarnish your rep, gayboii!

lilxsexii 4

here we go with gayboii again. -_-

KingGeorgeGal 12

This would be a good time when you get his parents to give him 'it's okay to be homosexual' talk.

I feel bad for him. it could be a bizarre fetish, but judging by the fact that this FML is from Arkansas, I'm going to guess he's buried extremely deep in the closet...

I personally think he's kidding to make her look ridiculous or to share with the boys he got her to wear a fake mustache during sex xD.

vjose 0

Or it just turns him on ;)

It's me...Mario!!!

@44 That's probably true haha :p


Sounds like a HAIRY situation! ;)

136 isn't talking about the mustache

nashvillelover 0

hahahaha!!! this is soo funny!!! tell him it turns you on when he puts his hair in pigtails

none_for_me 5

"buried extremely deep in the closet". Sounds like a good place for him. ; )

MrFlintstone 5

are you the same girl with the boyfriend that wants you to have a penis

why was my comment thumbed down? it's true.

FuniiBunii 0

next time ask him if u could braid his pubic hair cuz it turns u on ;) haha

atkehre 0


I mustache you a question, but I'll just shave it for later.

Haha. He's like a pedophile for pedophiles.

Lauren10102 3

I don't think you understand what a pedophile is.

No. He's a pedophilephile.

Are you stupid... this doesn't even make sense. He's attracted to children who are also adults who are also sexually attracted to children?

we live in a strange world 64....

At least he didn't say he's a necrophiliac for pedophiles.

Alexunited1212 2

A pedophile within a pedophile, pedophilia.

DontModMeDammit 10

I think #2 meant that all pedophiles have mustaches. Even though that still doesn't make the comment make much sense.

igotnolegs 1

Yo dawg, we heard you like paedophiles, so we put a paedophile in your paedophile...

iAmScrubs 19

He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.

Dude you just blew my brain.

dewby98 0

that turns me on lol jk

Fakeddd 0

This guy is the best commenter on the site...

You always have the funniest comments.

Did I just get an erection?

Nothing wrong with being the catcher for a change

I mustache you a question about that.

mustangsean 6

hahahahaha ^ that made my day. hahahahaha

Alexunited1212 2


I'll shave you the answer for later

DottieGothicGirl 3

Yes.... Yes you did....

whippymcdumb4zs 0

I do believe he should be dating a hermaphrodite...

ral2231996 0

nice pic

whippymcdumb4zs 0

why thank you my people. :D

it's his own little way of coming out.... fyl

I think OP might just be his beard...

missIrene 6

did he hit it from the back? if so I believe he's a fudge packer just Sayin

danny1170 0


curlyhead00 0

that's a little messed up.

not a little, completely.. :P

not gonna lie, that's kinda funny, but it pretty much sucks for OP, not all girls are cool with wearing mustaches ahaha

bigmanj28 0

Can't blame can ya?

now it's ur turn to be weird on him..