Time consumed

By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Why not try shaving down there? Girls like it because they don't have to smell your nasty sweat.

322 12
H_Brazell09 0

Maybe this is a sign to start shaving.

195 5

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hellbilly205 17

This is why you shave down there...problem solved.

54 6
gamercanadian 11

No but the gum would get stuck on the blade.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

For a good clean feeling, no matter what! Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

48 4
LMA0 5

27- Shave before the entire experience happened not afterward..

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theblackishkid1 6

I wouldn't complain, she got far enough down for it to reach his pubes

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morgann4826 0

67 - My thoughts exactly

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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Dirty crotch? Clean it up with orbit :D

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shanemcunt 10

#67 all guys are sizes... So it may not have been that hard for her. Oh well OP got some

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monkeywrench1 10

Maybe this is her way to say: -"It's time to shave!" ;)

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inverted_twinkie 6

Take it as a sign that she wants you to shave.

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jmelsha11 11

Dirty pubes? Clean them up with orbit.

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Angel1000168 16

Why would you let her? You surely noticed she was chewing gum...

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danni218 1

mayb he wanted to see if it felt different...like when u go down on him after eating a couple of mints

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Zimmington 21

Orbit, for a good clean bj, no matter what!

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doodz_fml 5

Hm, a guy not thinking clearly when offered with sexual pleasure. That's a new one, right? ;)

10 0
cameron194 9

Lmao, this just reminds me of the movie sex drive

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pdp_fml 21

Why not try shaving down there? Girls like it because they don't have to smell your nasty sweat.

322 12
Krista835 5

Maybe she did it on purpose do he would have to shave them to get the gum out haha.

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BaconBoy75 2

Some people actually like the smell of a man down there.

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emilyjgraham 34

85, while it's true that we are subconsciously attracted to the smell of the opposite sexes sweat (let's face it, none of us openly admit or even realise it) no one likes day or two old sweat, especially down there. one can smell sweaty without having pubes! I think op should shave! or at least trim!

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

97- Yea..., pretty sure I'm neither consciously nor subconsciously attracted to the opposite sex's body odor. Especially, down there.

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Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

146 - It's been scientifically proven, look it up, bruhh

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afdude87 6

I agree with 97. If ya expect your girl to shave, return the favor.

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usedletterboard 7

I don't want people to have to damage themselves to fit an idea of not being nasty

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usedletterboard 7

No one likes when people use blanket statements either.

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H_Brazell09 0

Maybe this is a sign to start shaving.

195 5
kittenvks 11

You know, maybe my mind is in the gutter on this one but I feel that your pic and comment go perfectly with this FML :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Jellyfish testicles?

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Blueglasscup 18

It was all a ploy for her to not have to blow you!

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danni218 1

nah she wanted him to shave and couldn't find a way to tell him

35 1
jerseyboy732 16

*BRITISH ACCENT* dirty mou.. cough cough pubes?

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isis_morrigan 18

Glad in not the only one who thought about this!

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strawberrywine22 30

Blame it on Cosmo...that stupid magazine keeps telling us to do stupid things like that!

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Pebbles89 9

I have always been terrified of trying ANYTHING out of Cosmo. Pulled pubes, bruised balls, and "broken" wieners is all I imagine happening, unfortunately.

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OneLittleAdditio 9

uh nobody says you have to actually do it. I read cosmo and I do only like a fourth of what it says there.

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daemonsparta 16

blame yourself fpr actually listening to cosmo

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LunaDragon 10

Doesn't matter, still got some.

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LMA0 5

You mean your ass was flat before? How did you ever take a shit?!

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Chewing gum is the biggest turnoff ever, even without getting it into your pubes...

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jisaac09 25

I vote that a "woman" with a penis is more of a turn off. If she and I were getting nasty I think I could tough it out if she was chewing gum. It would be a deal breaker if she had a wang.

34 1
wittygirl 8

Are you telling me that bad breath is a turn on?

31 1
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

WTF? Okay, I'll remember that next for the next time I eat Tuna.

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Nick_1993 2

Gum is gross. I agree. It makes your breath smell gross. Just brush your damn teeth and there ya go. No bad smelly mouth. You can't kiss someone with gum in there mouth and nothing is more annoying when they are constantly smacking it.

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