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About Murlocholmes
Hey. You're checking my profile out... I want to make it clear that I'm not ok with this. Seriously, get outta here. I mean now. Get out! Leave me alone! Screw this, I'm going to masturbate. There's food in the fridge.
Murlocholmes - Followers
Murlocholmes - Followed
Murlocholmes's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The list of badges to find
Murlocholmes's favorite FMLs
By Jumanji / Friday 12 December 2008 06:05 / France
By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - / Friday 17 August 2012 16:27 / United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Thanks, auntie

By itwasmyfavoriteshirt - / Thursday 16 August 2012 19:28 / United States - Bentonville
By lonely. - / Wednesday 15 August 2012 16:46 / United States - Buffalo
By Anonymous / Wednesday 15 August 2012 11:40 / United Kingdom - Chatham