I am so glad you were able to give something intelligent back to the FML community.

Chewing gum? haha no I'm assuming you mean either cud which would be terrible or also chewing tobacco which would also end tragically.

Not sure whether you are incredibly innocent or just trying to make a joke

What makes you think OP performed oral before kissing him?

I don't know what you mean #2? Chocolate or caramel or coconuts? I'm in the dark here.

Chewing cum really? Is that suppose to be funny?

I'm sure it would have killed on the school bus.

Is it preschool day here?? What's with all the up votes for #5 and down votes for #12??

It's called having a sense of humor.

Apparently OP likes to swallow

She's apparently not good at either of those.

I knew it would be bad as soon as I read "swallowed my gum"...that and it bein an FML and all.

Spitters are quitters

preach it? xD

You could have read the comment above yours, smart one.

You could have read the comment above yours, smart one.

You could have comment the smart above yours, read one.

Umm lol? We posted them at the same time? Dont u know whats a coincidence? Smh

I didn't thumb you down because you said the same thing, I thumbed you down because you said "should of."

59 you posted it 2 minutes later.

Meaning #6 opened the comments, didn't see #3, waited a few minutes WITHOUT refreshing the page... then commented. Coincidence? Its possible :P

"Don't you know what is a coincidence?"

OP would have stopped kissing him if she was choking.

*were

Exactly. Now it's a bad/embarrassing thing to be caught chewing gum by your boyfriend?

Maybe he gets angry whenever she has something else in her mouth

Then she'd probably get a new boyfriend.