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could be either. I hope just trimming. shaved clean on a guy is creepy gross in a little boy pedophile sort of way...

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a penis has a miserable life. his hairs a mess, his neibhor is an asshole, his best friend is a vagina, and he always spills mayonaise

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OP is not an expert in the subject and is not familiar with the most correct term. Apparently you do.

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who gives a shit? do you know how many ppl out there are cock hungry? don't let that spoil your appetite!

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You got it wrong, it's A penis leads a sad life. His hair is a mess, his neighbour's an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and he is being constantly beaten by his owner.

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Nooo. Your Stupidd. Because Girls Are Moree Into The..Fun Tyle Of Guy :] But You Seem..All Firm..? Mysterious..And Weird...So, HaveFun! ^.^

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-_Ama I really wouldn't be replying to that comment Typing Like This, unless you like to hold your shift key alot.

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Actually Eric, the cookie monster started that, and it is, indeed, "om nom nom (nom nom nom nom until the cookie has been reduced to mere crumbs)" Please, just, no.

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they jump on you like a pack of hyenas, and eat your brains out like a pack of zombies... oh yes I did have two similes and an ellipsis in that sentence! suck it! (I hope to god I spelled 'ellipsis' right)

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Grammar Nazi, right here. You didn't capitalize the first word in any of your sentences. xD I'm just kidding. It doesn't matter to me, unless a sentence is written like. "u shld ttly hav 2 shav ur bawlz!!!1"

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Indeed those razors have the right to live their own bourgondic life of eating cock hair and drinking the fine ales that the human body expels.

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