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Ironwords's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

10%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

73%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

36%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

86%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

24%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

23%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Ironwords's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By buddy / Monday 26 January 2009 14:58 / United States

Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fxck - / Friday 20 July 2012 22:45 / South Africa - Durban

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 July 2012 21:38 / Ireland - Gorey

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Thursday 17 November 2011 20:22 / Canada

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MakeMeASandwich - / Friday 10 June 2011 05:01 / United States

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Beginner

Night owl

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Judgmental

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

50 favorites

42

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

One more and it's business time