By Justmyluck - 15/11/2017 06:00

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
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I hope we get a follow up for this one

so he gummed up your vagina?

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so he gummed up your vagina?

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You’ve never gotten gum stuck to your lips after blowing a bubble? Gum sticks to more than just hair you know.

Never needed scissors to cut gum from my lips before.

True, but if he went for scissors for anything BUT hair....

Yes, op obviously had hair ATM. I’m saying shaving wouldn’t have prevented this situation - she’d either have gum stuck in her hair or stuck straight to the skin. The way to prevent this is her dumbass boyfriend not chewing gum while going down on her.

I hope we get a follow up for this one

Awww! I think you're stuck with him now

Maybe you should sit him down and explain that they’re a totally different pair of lips down there...?

It could be stuck in her pubic hair.

Wow... Please don’t have kids.

Time to mow the lawn and then break the thorn

Talk about sticky situation... Sorry OP

If I've learned anything from The Simpsons, the trick to getting out gum is peanut butter, failing that some mayonnaise should do the trick.

That's why you need to Shave lol haha ?☺️

At least he mentioned it. Imagine he just left it for you to find.