Star Wars, Fight and Halloween: Halloween has started early

Halloween has started early

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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You deserved it 6 792

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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You deserved it 4 897

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 715

PryderPlayer017 5

Tuesday 22 October 2019 1:11

You should've joined the dark side 🤷🏽‍♀️

mfranks19891989 10

Tuesday 22 October 2019 3:42

At least you didn’t get beat up by Princess Leia

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PryderPlayer017 5

Tuesday 22 October 2019 1:11

You should've joined the dark side 🤷🏽‍♀️

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 22 October 2019 1:43

Ah yes...He used the force, of his fist!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 October 2019 1:53

Have you seen "Star Wars?" That was totally in character -- Darth Vader was a prick. Had you been pummeled by Woody from Toy Story, that would be a real FML!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 22 October 2019 20:16

woody was a ******* badass ************

mfranks19891989 10

Tuesday 22 October 2019 3:42

At least you didn’t get beat up by Princess Leia

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 22 October 2019 4:23

Were you dressed as Obi-Wan?

horsebabe86 11

Tuesday 22 October 2019 6:18

Rebel scum!

Justin Carpenter 11

Tuesday 22 October 2019 11:29

well if its Darth Vader tou deserved it

jkjorn 15

Tuesday 22 October 2019 15:21

He was disturbed by your lack of faith, no doubt.

manb91gb 15

Tuesday 22 October 2019 17:17

I hope you took the high ground on the matter...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 22 October 2019 20:15

well like they say if you wanna attack someone make sure you can't be described

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Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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Halloween has started early

Same thing different taste

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