Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot
Beerhammer 0
Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?
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Comments (101)
frenzykitty 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserve that one for being an unclean hussie!
24788 7
That's really a bummer for you! It's not the end of the world though. :( Baseball caps are addicting to wear I must add. I wear my Minnesota Twins cap everywhere I go.
Liamj774 36
I love to wear my Phillies hat XD
docphilsman 15
I love the Phillies too and never take off the hat
noshitsherlock 0
ewwww! I hope you don't like him anymore!
itsnotfair 0
#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot
NzxtZ06 0
#4, you took the words right out of my mouth, thank you. # 1. you are ab idiot
RaggedClown 11
Actually, the state of the hair doesn't much matter. Lice will get into dirty hair just as well as clean.
kittykat1501 31
They actually do prefer clean hair. Dirty hair (oily) makes it harder for them to hold on.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
Oh well, sharing is caring!
BigLord 0
... ouch. FYL, you have a crush on a licer :/ lol @ #1
christina201288 6
More embarrassing for him though.
Beerhammer 0
Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?
ShyAnn29 15
he gave her lice
JimJ123 0
#8, I'm wondering the same thing.
frenzykitty 0
I was under the impression that she gave him lice, which is why I made the unclean hussie joke. And that's all it is #4 a joke, you dose kitten.
cassidy_bright 0
No I totally agree with #4. If you're going to be an asshole, get your facts straight.