Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot
Beerhammer 0
Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?
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Comments (101)
brodizzle 0
I'm guessing he did, since he wears a baseball cap 24/7. Which just sounds dumb, to be honest. Not a YDI though, though he doesn't sound worth liking if he's that filthy and doesn't even know it.
cassidy_bright 0
Lice is actually attracted to clean hair, let's not dog on someone if you can't even get your own facts straight.
hsdtt03 0
haha wow that's disgusting!
erikaisthebest 0
wait. did he give you lice or did you give him lice? either way. gross.
itsnotfair 0
frenzy, judging by the fact that you just used the c word, i'm pretty sure YOU'RE the dirty hussy and you have no class =]
miguelzxz 1
I don't get it either, who gave who lice?? http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=yh7ga7debhx9bj5ltg38ngq68jsmj
hk_fml 9
Ewwwwwwwwwww. It's still nasty as ****, doesnt matter who gave it to who.
robert07 6
I love how ur comment is still shown with the hussie and all that in it
ilovemycats 0
You gave him lice? he probably won't get it just from you wearing the hat... Let's hope.
because_im_bored 0
Regardless of who gave it to who, whoever gets lice, as someone else said, is someone who keep their hair clean, not dirty. Lice like to be able to move around. So the 'dirty hussy' joke just made you look stupid. And yeah, it's gross, but again, either way, not the end of the world. Half the people I know got in like third grade. It's treatable, goes away, and nobody remembers. Who cares?
Yulia_fml 0
whoa, #10 needs to chill out on the insults. Joke or not, they're harsh. lol maybe he wore the hat to stop himself from itching.
catatonicsleep 17
i think everyone gets head lice at some point, its just one of those things, like everyone gets chicken pox. Maybe whoever gave who the lice has a younger sibling who gave it to them, seeing as young children seem to pick them up easier. get him to give the hat a high temperature wash to kill any on it.