Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot
Beerhammer 0
Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?
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Comments (101)
hahaha6 0
hahahahha #30 you made me lol OP, thats just bad luck! suck!
mikaela33194 0
This would really BUG me.
Iso_fml 0
Is the OP's name Lucinda by any chance? If so, I would like to have a word about not lending her my cap again ¬_¬
rukusrazor 0
It wasn't a hat and it's crabs not lice.. You can be honest with us.
Daysgoby 0
LOL #33
AlexJakubsen1 0
actually lice only transfer directly from head to head, so I suspect that this is not real. it isnt very good though, so im not sure why you'd make it up.
Zoa_fml 0
How do you know you didn't get the lice from his dirty hat? Well I guess your chances are blown!
kfnnnp 0
So wait, did you get the lice from him or did you give them to him? :S
Alleandro23 0
who the hell has lice nowadays!? do one or both of you have a little brother or sister?
Hazimius 0
Lice exclusively liking clean hair is a myth. It has no preference to how clean or dirty the hair is.