By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

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Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 105
You deserved it 19 885

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why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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Nice... You didn't flush them did you?

Fucking gross! Whipe your ass with money? Ewww. Dude, talk to someone that was in there with you. Dumbass... FYL D:

why didn't you use your socks or something?why the fuck would you use money?!

well he said that there was "no more toilet paper nor paper towel" so since paper towel is usually by sink maby it was only a single bathroom or if he was aloneat work and he knew it (but I dought that if he wasn't feeling well) the one thing I don't understand his how OP wiped with only 2 bills when he had diareia (excuse typefail)

idk who or why people came up with wiping with money, there are a million times more germs on traded money than waste that came from ur own body, sure not wiping is dirty to the underwear and uncomfortable, but totally tolerateable till u get home

236- that's what I thought!!

If your underwear was worth less you could have used that then took them off and threw them there.

is that illegal? like burning money is?

Is burning money illegal lol??

Idk but I'm gonna google it right now!

yes, #290. it's technically government property so you can't just rip up bills. only they can if they think you can't use it anymore.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

alright that makes 3... funny thing we only got 5's in canada

we got 10's, 20's, 50's and 100's too. sadly the highest I have is a 20

I like to do it with hundreds cause they're the cleanest ones!

How does it feel to be so damn gansta

Watch out we got a badass over here

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

thank you. same idea

Dylon I've wiped with your sock.

hey, when your in a tough situation, you gotta work with the things around you.

I agree with #6. That is much more sensible than using money.

Put your pants half-on, flush, and waddle to the next stall?

I was just thinking to wait until the other people left and just crawl under the door to the next stall and wipe his butt there.

thts what I was thinking too.

Is burning money illeagal? I thought the law was you couldn't deface it and pass it off as more money.

no, i think destroying it is illegal

y would u destroy money?