Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot
Beerhammer 0
Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?
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Comments (101)
DesB 7
That is so nasty! How old are yall? I understand it's not your fault but still you see that in little kids not older ones...
NeverShoutDana 13
Well, now we know why he never took it off..
sideboobbarney 3
ewww wtf ur mad nasty
Chloe2008 0
How do kids get lice more than adults? Kids are dirtier than adults...
WorldsGhost 2
Just hope there's no lice in other places
candy4567 3
That's called crabs
Synistiel 14
YDI for wearing someone else's hat. I know you like him and all, but you don't just wear someone's hat. Especially if you don't know if they have lice. And lice are attracted to dirty or clean hair, it doesn't matter to them, because all they care about is the warmth of your head and laying eggs. I wash my hair everyday and I got lice a few months ago from my stupidity of trying on a hat at the store.
candy4567 3
You all are stupid doesn't matter if you have clean or dirty hair lice is attracted to your skin!!!
blackwidowtaco 31
& now you know why it never leaves his scalp.
gAt_d 26
Did you ever wonder why he didn't take it off? Now you know.