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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 09:54 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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By Lice FML - 25/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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Top comments

itsnotfair 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:09

#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot

Beerhammer 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:21

Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?

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DesB 7

Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:34

That is so nasty! How old are yall? I understand it's not your fault but still you see that in little kids not older ones...

NeverShoutDana 13

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:01

Well, now we know why he never took it off..

sideboobbarney 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:31

ewww wtf ur mad nasty

Chloe2008 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:40

How do kids get lice more than adults? Kids are dirtier than adults...

WorldsGhost 2

Monday 23 January 2012 8:55

Just hope there's no lice in other places

candy4567 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:57

That's called crabs

Synistiel 14

Tuesday 29 May 2012 12:51

YDI for wearing someone else's hat. I know you like him and all, but you don't just wear someone's hat. Especially if you don't know if they have lice. And lice are attracted to dirty or clean hair, it doesn't matter to them, because all they care about is the warmth of your head and laying eggs. I wash my hair everyday and I got lice a few months ago from my stupidity of trying on a hat at the store.

candy4567 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:55

You all are stupid doesn't matter if you have clean or dirty hair lice is attracted to your skin!!!

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 19 August 2013 6:58

& now you know why it never leaves his scalp.

gAt_d 26

Friday 8 November 2013 21:41

Did you ever wonder why he didn't take it off? Now you know.

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