Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot
Beerhammer 0
Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?
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Comments (101)
tokyooo123 0
so did you put the lice in his hat, or did his hat put the lice on your head?
swagmonkey 0
To find out that you had lice even before putting on the hat, which you then gave to him? Or that you got lice from putting on his hat?
9Squee9 0
#43 FAIL.
Zog21 0
Guys, read it again.... the OP is saying that she was the one who had lice and that she gave it to the guy she likes..... Well, thats what i got out of it at least.
ThomasRemmington 0
wait, did he give you lice or did you give him lice?
ninjaaninja 0
At least it was only HEAD lice... ;]
fuckitsmandee 0
#43 stfu. and yeahh fyl that suckss now he can't wear his favorite hat :P **tip** WASH MORE OFTEN
ninjaaninja 0
People here are also so silly. Lice are attracted to blood, wherever they can find it, not bad hygiene.
plasticsunshine 0
the EXACT same thing happened to me :|
crayons_fml 0
ooh lice sucks