By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China 3 4 5 119 Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML I agree, your life sucks 636 You deserved it 414 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States 0 0 6 67 Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML I agree, your life sucks 488 You deserved it 143 Tweet Share
By WeezysBaby - 28/03/2009 22:13 - Canada 4 0 13 77 Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 567 You deserved it 91 286 Tweet Share