FML : Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying...

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Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By infected / Thursday 30 December 2011 21:37 / Denmark

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By illmatic2 | 16

#1910898 - Friday 31 December 2011 01:25

YDI for stealing her hat. That's not a very lice thing to do.

By DocBastard | 38

#1910862 - Friday 31 December 2011 01:12

Wow, another lice FML. Forget swine flu, HIV, Ebola, and SARS. It appears the lice outbreak is epidemic!

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By taniaaaaa | 0

#1910834 - Friday 31 December 2011 01:07

Head lice is a bitch . Js. Sucksss

Hidan_fml | 0

#1910917 - Friday 31 December 2011 01:28

Well, that's fucking your fault!

folgy | 10

#1911653 - Friday 31 December 2011 06:11

Better hair lice then crabs could you imagine that crabs on ur head

Florence_ | 0

#1911751 - Friday 31 December 2011 06:51

YLS is 666 ö

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1911878 - Friday 31 December 2011 07:43

oooo...

11colio11 | 4

#1912827 - Friday 31 December 2011 12:25

ydi for taking someones hat!

Blippety | 23

#5925819 - Friday 25 April 2014 08:45

10, it's 1's fault head lice are a bitch?

By loony_toon | 2

#1910846 - Friday 31 December 2011 01:10

I know hats are great but it is sacred. That's the hat gawds punishing you =P YDI

Danger716 | 0

#1913845 - Friday 31 December 2011 06:09

Ydi for playing with snow and being a theif.

By DocBastard | 38

#1910862 - Friday 31 December 2011 01:12

Wow, another lice FML. Forget swine flu, HIV, Ebola, and SARS. It appears the lice outbreak is epidemic!

anorexicbarbie | 8

#1911286 - Friday 31 December 2011 03:54

You forgot cholera... oh wait, head lice is worse.

jaesm17 | 5

#1911484 - Friday 31 December 2011 05:28

that kid has a fivehead.

DocBastard | 38

#1911781 - Friday 31 December 2011 07:02

Did you really just make that same lame joke as that other asshole did a few minutes before? Do you really get off on insulting my little girl that much? If that's your only source of amusement, go right ahead. It doesn't bother me, and I assure you it doesn't bother her. It amuses me that my four year old is more mature than you.

theNEUplayer17 | 0

#1911913 - Friday 31 December 2011 07:50

docbastard props to u and ur beautiful daughter, fuck the haters

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1912026 - Friday 31 December 2011 08:30

you're daughters sucha cutie ppl r dumb.

dwdrummerpro | 0

#1912208 - Friday 31 December 2011 09:28

mamamiaaa, you're sucha cutie. just sayin' (:

The_Big_Mac | 7

#1913132 - Friday 31 December 2011 01:24

Doc, in this day and age, i hate to say it but its not that suprising, especially with a lot of the parenting now. There are few of us that were raised to have common sense, respect, tact, and developed intellect of the generations prior to us. Of course some would say all the generations prior to us have been rude and had their own issues and we just see it more now, however it seems to be hitting an extreme with the advancement of technology and people pawning their children off to society to raise instead of instilling family values, morals and of course some form of religion, we have lost touch with our roots and to make it worse we all follow one another like mindless sheep to slaughter. It's all about money, fame, sex, drugs, and parties. Anyhow, I agree with your previous point doc.