Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot
Beerhammer 0
Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?
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Comments (101)
Chubtubdaplaya 0
YDI for wearing someone else's sweaty article of clothing. Thats' just nasty
hardcore_fml 0
Everyone knows that only poor people can get lice.
Seegtease 0
Trolls make these threads worthwhile.
eliz3 0
At least it wasn't herpes?
jumpgurl23 0
wow thats disgusting. please tell me you are 12 or something. Last time i heard of an adult having lice was....well never.
kellster 2
EWWWWWWWW! Next time, try for a crush on someone clean. That's so disgusting.
fcuk_fml 0
i guess that's why he never takes it off
thelonelylurker 0
Awww, teenage romance. I'm impressed you're old enough to be on the computer unsupervised.
ThatsAli3 0
ew. i feel like he;ll never talk to you again = (
IEatCrayons 0
wait- is this an FML because YOU just discovered that you're gonna give him lice? Or did he give you lice?