Kids: Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed...

By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By joshua - 25/01/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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Scratchy

By Lice FML - 25/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML

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By Janet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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Kids…

By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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badonis 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:19

that kid is an asshole

Haelous 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:02

The gift that keeps on giving!

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Haelous 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:02

The gift that keeps on giving!

Br8y16 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 8:16

XD!!!!!!!!!!

lizzilla8297 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:05

haha oh, that's just sad. I had lice once and they are hell. sue the little twerp.

HRTreatman 17

Monday 1 June 2015 4:44

I thought the gift that keeps on giving is herpes...

babygrl88 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:19

@ #1 lol Hilarious!

badonis 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:19

that kid is an asshole

z_vet 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:27

Sorry for you! I would kill his parents. How the hell he has lice, it's 21st century now, not the middle ages. People are full of shit. :(

examancer 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:43

@#5 lice are extraordinarily pervasive and almost inevitable that a school child will get them eventually, no matter what the city, state, or ratio of rich kids. I would have a hard time not backhanding that kid. I would at least call his parents so I have someone to yell at. Ridiculous behavior.

scorpio95 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 22:17

Haha you'd hit a little kid 

PhilipTheDeacan 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:09

Most definitely.

lennelleong 33

Sunday 14 July 2013 9:29

We rarely have them in Singapore. It's even rarer than HFMD - hand, foot & mouth disease.

calikola 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 21:15

**** his parents for sending him to school with lice. That's disgusting and irresponsible. I would say call the parents so they feel embarrassed, but if they sent their kid to school with lice, they probably don't give much of a shit at all.