About 24788
This section is a place to tell you guys about myself. Well I'm a very interesting person to say the least. I'll tell you what I love to do and where I love to travel to, but first I need to share something else with everyone here. I am just a normal dude like everyone else who really enjoys FMYLIFE. Everything about this site just makes my day better. FMYLIFE has something most websites can't offer. Sorry I'm getting a bit off topic on this one right now. I tend to do that at times, but don't worry I will share with you everything you need to know, so you're life can be just as good as mine for reading this. Well I'd really love to share my life, but I've seem to run out of room.
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24788's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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24788's favorite FMLs
By OhGeez - / Monday 8 June 2009 19:41 / Canada
By Lex - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 03:13 / United States
By PoopTart - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 05:39 / United States
By ahhnotoy - / Monday 27 April 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States