FML : Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice...

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By benjavel71 - / Tuesday 10 January 2017 11:13 / United States - Prairie Grove

Intimacy

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By dramaelf | 37

#7386114 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 16:26

Um, gross. And the head lice are gross too.

By WinterChild | 20

#7386128 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 17:32

Bet you didn't see it heading in that direction.

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By dramaelf | 37

#7386114 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 16:26

Um, gross. And the head lice are gross too.

By WinterChild | 20

#7386128 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 17:32

Bet you didn't see it heading in that direction.

By Magnoxidans | 19

#7386144 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 18:14

Better than crabs... I think?

By almost_there44 | 26

#7386185 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 19:08

Well, you didn't specify what kind of head you wanted so it's not her fault. YDI.

By Badgero | 12

#7386223 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 20:14

Didn't see that coming.....

By kaitlynjane | 28

#7386292 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 22:22

Aww, how cute! Now you all can be best buds! What? Why are you acting so scared?

C'mon! They don't bite! ........ Oh, wait.

By fireblazes | 5

#7386295 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 22:24

Could be worse, like pubic lice.

By Konarika | 11

#7386333 - Tuesday 10 January 2017 23:15

"Little" head must be true.

By maharb01 | 17

#7386371 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 0:16

Arkansas FTW!

By jcash52426 | 5

#7386427 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 2:07

That's what you get for sleeping with your ex, next time she will give you crabs.

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