By footscratching - 28/01/2012 06:27 - United States
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the op wasnt the only one with a pussy on top of himé.
Chicken-cat?
13 - WTF!?
there is so much fail in this thread I hope you are overcome with the amount of shame and fail that you have brought upon yourselves
This is a sign that he heard you and wanted you to stop
Cockblocked by his own cockcum. Let's keep this thread alive!
1- he's going against the bro code.
ydi for getting intimate with ur son home
#83 wtf? You expect them only to get intimate when he goes to a friends house, for 18 years? That's harsh mate ):
Why does no one blame the cat? they know exactly what they're doing! My cat has attempted to cockblock me on numerous occasion!
Lol 29 your apology gets down voted!
*awkward turtle* how did you sort that one out?
How is this awkward?
for real, wait til the damn kids sleeping. then maybe you wouldnt have to wait several months.
Because it's what.....all the....cool kids.....are doing.
I believe the poster is attempting to type in the same way he might have dialogue. Sometimes when writing a story, I find myself "..." ing dialogue because of how I might hold a conversation and my typing / writing mimicking the thought process. If this isn't the case ... Well then, he/she is just odd. :p
That's what commas are for, instead of just making it awkward
Mood totally ruined
Or tell him to scratch his own damn foot and put the cat down.
What?
Hence why it's on FML. Really?
It's also an FML because a Feline's Maintaining Luxury.
And Fathers Making Love.
Yeah, raised him to be the kind of bad ass that can and will make his dad drop whatever, or whoever, he's doing to come scratch his foot.
E raised him to be a **** block...parenting goals achieved
The first time in several months? Well, if you two are okay with that it's allright, I suppose. But still...it is a long time.
The point being..?
I assumed that by son you meant baby/toddler therefore instantly thought "it's not the kids fault". then I saw that he's a bit older than that!
Keywords
Cockblocked!
You raised him, bud.