By footscratching - United States
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML
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  bethyc4  |  26

The only fail is your mother not getting pushed down the stairs hard enough when she was pregnant with you. If you're gonna troll do it right. Need an inspirational poster( Trolling..,you're doing it wrong) lol

  Nekogami  |  14

I believe the poster is attempting to type in the same way he might have dialogue. Sometimes when writing a story, I find myself "..." ing dialogue because of how I might hold a conversation and my typing / writing mimicking the thought process.

If this isn't the case ... Well then, he/she is just odd. :p