By INeedMoney - 28/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML
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bettyc4 26

I'll send you some XD

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pm_sky 0

fast food restaurants to restock

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xSonic 9

I pee what you did there

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monkeysareyummy 0

Well that's a shitty way to know you're poor..

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Jonkbaby 22

easy make own currency. use leftover paper for toilet papper

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Abdul888 16

Dude wash your bum using water! As for money, hopefully things will be good soon..

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kenji212 8

Hahaha the first thing that poped in my mind was "i need tp for my bunghole!"

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Palirose 22

OP, you could also just wash yourself down there, it is a lot cleaner that way instead of using toilet paper.

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omarzrgz 3

How about canceling your Internet (which you don't need) and buying more toilet paper (which you do need) :D?

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iDont_fml 0

Enough with the puns! Please & Thank You!

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bettyc4 26

I'll send you some XD

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FruityLoooons 8

Toilet paper or money? ;D

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Nekogami 14

I like you Bethy. You're so considerate and helpful. Lawl.

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perdix 29

Oh, Bethy, If your profile pic showed a little more of your cleavage, I'd ask you to send me some of that free toilet paper, too! Seeing that you are responsible for the excessive usage ;)

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Jakesterk96 8

Just go to public bathrooms and take as much toilet paper as you want.

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DreBeezy 9

*98 yeah but, the toilet paper public restrooms use are all cheap and rough....

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Jakesterk96 8

You left out free.

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npnptracking 7

What you would see on a cartoon wouldn't apply to real life..

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simgar98 0

wtf, u want him/her to put a cat (with claws) at their anus?!?!

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periwinkle95 10

Yeah, so your asshole will get fur all over it. Stupid people these days. Haha I would feel sorry for the cat

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Its newspaper time!

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LunaDragon 10

Lmfao, we had to do that when we were kids, talk about rough times. Hahaha.

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thisisafunnyname 12

I used to use sandpaper. Now that was really rough.

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boofgall 16

Time it around when you have showers, and when (if) you go out other times.

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XxHoPPoxX 8

YDI get a job you lazy shit

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pm_sky 0

fast food restaurants to restock

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

a burger king toilet paper roll lasted me like 3 months one time....with three people in the house. suuuuper legit

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wittygirl 8

I've done that before took toilet paper from Starbucks xD their toilet paper roll I'd huge. It's time to go shopping OP go to the mall and use all the restrooms u can find and don't forget to bring a bag do you can fill up!

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xMidna 6

I was gonna say this. Or a shopping centre, sometimes they leave rolls out too, might be easier than fast food places as they generally want you to buy stuff before you use their loos.

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HollowSanctuary 7

Well if you're that broke than you won't be eating much soon anyways so the lack of to will sort itself out...get a job

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TalkingTowelTim 0

Can't just say toilet paper?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Get a job? Did you read the FML? If he could get a job he'd have one. He's been unemployed for a week, how do you know he's not looking?

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chels1994 11

Getting a job is far easier said than done

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omarzrgz 3

If he's that broke he wouldn't have Internet

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xx000o 27

Go to some fast food places and build up a supply of napkins, or in the most gross ex

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xx000o 27

Sorry about that, one gross extreme would be to tear up some old rags and have reusable toilet paper. Another option would be to use a bidet.

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audiophileMom 11

Like most problems this one too will solve itself once you run out of food. FYL OP. Things'll get better.

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