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That's gotta be rough.
easy make own currency. use leftover paper for toilet papper
Dude wash your bum using water! As for money, hopefully things will be good soon..
Out of toilet paper!? YOU'RE ****** NOW
Time to go outside and get some leaves.
Hahaha the first thing that poped in my mind was "i need tp for my bunghole!"
Ain't that just some shit eh?
You can always use leaves. :)
go to mcdonalds and steal their tp
OP, you could also just wash yourself down there, it is a lot cleaner that way instead of using toilet paper.
Be a man. Use your hand.
toilet paper of course...
I like you Bethy. You're so considerate and helpful. Lawl.
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Show it anywayWhat you would see on a cartoon wouldn't apply to real life..
wtf, u want him/her to put a cat (with claws) at their anus?!?!
Yeah, so your asshole will get fur all over it. Stupid people these days. Haha I would feel sorry for the cat
I used to use sandpaper. Now that was really rough.
Time it around when you have showers, and when (if) you go out other times.
5- I got to say. Very ingenious.
a burger king toilet paper roll lasted me like 3 months one time....with three people in the house. suuuuper legit
I've done that before took toilet paper from Starbucks xD their toilet paper roll I'd huge. It's time to go shopping OP go to the mall and use all the restrooms u can find and don't forget to bring a bag do you can fill up!
I was gonna say this. Or a shopping centre, sometimes they leave rolls out too, might be easier than fast food places as they generally want you to buy stuff before you use their loos.
Well if you're that broke than you won't be eating much soon anyways so the lack of to will sort itself out...get a job
*tp
Get a job? Did you read the FML? If he could get a job he'd have one. He's been unemployed for a week, how do you know he's not looking?
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I'll send you some XD
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