FML : Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 14 November 2014 02:14 / United States - Kennesaw

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By devildog562 | 33

#6118604 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:19

Seems like they're too catty to cuddle with. Try barking at them. Dogs are mans best friend.

By ItsAUnicorn | 27

#6118605 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:19

At least the dog's on your side?

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By devildog562 | 33

#6118604 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:19

Seems like they're too catty to cuddle with. Try barking at them. Dogs are mans best friend.

randompizzaguy | 17

#6118645 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:41

Hiss at her the next time she wants something.

zBLAKEz | 23

#6118899 - Saturday 15 November 2014 0:11

It's mean to treat somebody the same way they treat you?

razoray9 | 21

#6121929 - Tuesday 18 November 2014 15:16

Not in this case. Looks like this dog is woman's best friend

By ItsAUnicorn | 27

#6118605 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:19

At least the dog's on your side?

Shiny_nickels | 14

#6118607 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:20

What if the dog wasn't on OP's side either? What would happen then?

orbit | 22

#6118743 - Friday 14 November 2014 19:39

Maybe the dog just isn't good at hissing?

By Taurusbabe75 | 12

#6118606 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:20

Don't wake a cat nap.

By tooyoungtooold | 11

#6118609 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:21

Guess you're not getting either pussy tonight then...

MeanBeagle | 22

#6118658 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:46

especially acting like one

UnidentifiedFun | 37

#6118672 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:55

#15.. Just stopppp

PeartOfNeils | 18

#6118677 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:59

But 19, all those p's aren't necessary either.

pizzzah | 9

#6118813 - Friday 14 November 2014 21:35

but at least the bitch might keep him company

tooyoungtooold | 11

#6118981 - Saturday 15 November 2014 1:54

#31, good add-on

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6118612 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:23

get the hose & spray water on them

Ichiya | 29

#6118632 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

Golden shower for them.

MrSassypants | 31

#6118741 - Friday 14 November 2014 19:35

It's like a shower for rich people, right? Right?..... right?

Ichiya | 29

#6118797 - Friday 14 November 2014 20:56

Yeah it was supposed to be a clever way of saying piss on them. Guess I failed.

By keifman7 | 17

#6118613 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:23

Well I guess they found their favorite

By kimg0885 | 23

#6118627 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:34

Don't have a hissy fit.

By Rodopen | 19

#6118629 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:34

Well that is one hissing situation

supertacowaffle | 41

#6118699 - Friday 14 November 2014 18:27

Too far

Axipiter | 24

#6119054 - Saturday 15 November 2014 4:03

So far that it wasn't even close.

By somewizdom | 15

#6118634 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

So your wife prefers the pussy? Tough luck!

By ostfaiz | 17

#6118652 - Friday 14 November 2014 17:44

sorry op, Pussies ain't your luck today

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