Should be three. But her boyfriend needs to kick it up a notch to compete with the other two pussies.

here kitty kitty

I think the cat put it in the wrong hole...

Well owner like cat

Can't compete with a barbed penis *cringe*

"Pierced penis here I come!" -OPs boyfriend

This is the real reason the ASPCA wants to spay and neuter pets. After a rash of seemingly unrelated suicides, they realized pet owners couldn't live with the fact that animals were better performers in the sack. No one has ever exclaimed "he's a great lover, he's such a human in the bedroom!"

Guess they showed you two who the real pussies are

uh come again?

It was suppose to be a play on the OP's name being "Mia". Lame I know. Oh well. Win some lose many. Just wanted to write something that wasn't a repeat pussy joke. Lol