By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria
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I guess there are two ******* purring
Should be three. But her boyfriend needs to kick it up a notch to compete with the other two *******.
Well owner like cat
You should make it into a competition.
"Pierced penis here I come!" -OPs boyfriend
Did you stop and take notes?
This is the real reason the ASPCA wants to spay and neuter pets. After a rash of seemingly unrelated suicides, they realized pet owners couldn't live with the fact that animals were better performers in the sack. No one has ever exclaimed "he's a great lover, he's such a human in the bedroom!"
Guess they showed you two who the real ******* are
Time to embrace your wild side, OP. Go feline.
That is a disturbing image.
Lucky *******.
How to tell if you need to spice up your sex life.
Well that's a minor cat-astrophe for your sex life.
They didn't want you to be the only Mamma-- MIA!
It was suppose to be a play on the OP's name being "Mia". Lame I know. Oh well. Win some lose many. Just wanted to write something that wasn't a repeat pussy joke. Lol
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I guess there are two ******* purring
Did you stop and take notes?