Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
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nieldan
| 8
I guess there are two pussies purring
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Not_Impressed13
| 9
Did you stop and take notes?
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nieldan
| 8
I guess there are two pussies purring
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lulinator
| 40
Should be three. But her boyfriend needs to kick it up a notch to compete with the other two pussies.
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drunkmunkey
| 24
here kitty kitty
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
I think the cat put it in the wrong hole...
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Ravike
| 17
Well owner like cat
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sunnyray812
| 42
You should make it into a competition.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Can't compete with a barbed penis *cringe*
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gramirez23
| 9
"Pierced penis here I come!"
-OPs boyfriend
-OPs boyfriend
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Not_Impressed13
| 9
Did you stop and take notes?
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cakefete2
| 30
This is the real reason the ASPCA wants to spay and neuter pets. After a rash of seemingly unrelated suicides, they realized pet owners couldn't live with the fact that animals were better performers in the sack. No one has ever exclaimed "he's a great lover, he's such a human in the bedroom!"
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Soviet_American
| 29
Guess they showed you two who the real pussies are
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sometimessam
| 16
Time to embrace your wild side, OP. Go feline.
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barakados
| 11
That is a disturbing image.
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A07
| 48
Atleast the pussy is having a good time.
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MaddyLannister
| 8
Lucky pussies.
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FitForFun
| 11
How to tell if you need to spice up your sex life.
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Well that's a minor cat-astrophe for your sex life.
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Enslaved
| 36
They didn't want you to be the only Mamma-- MIA!
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
uh come again?
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Enslaved
| 36
It was suppose to be a play on the OP's name being "Mia".
Lame I know. Oh well. Win some lose many. Just wanted to write something that wasn't a repeat pussy joke. Lol
Lame I know. Oh well. Win some lose many. Just wanted to write something that wasn't a repeat pussy joke. Lol