By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
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I guess there are two pussies purring

Did you stop and take notes?

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I guess there are two pussies purring

Should be three. But her boyfriend needs to kick it up a notch to compete with the other two pussies.

drunkmunkey 24

here kitty kitty

incoherentrmblr 21

I think the cat put it in the wrong hole...

Well owner like cat

You should make it into a competition.

Redoxx_fml 22

Can't compete with a barbed penis *cringe*

"Pierced penis here I come!" -OPs boyfriend

Did you stop and take notes?

This is the real reason the ASPCA wants to spay and neuter pets. After a rash of seemingly unrelated suicides, they realized pet owners couldn't live with the fact that animals were better performers in the sack. No one has ever exclaimed "he's a great lover, he's such a human in the bedroom!"

Guess they showed you two who the real pussies are

Time to embrace your wild side, OP. Go feline.

That is a disturbing image.

Atleast the pussy is having a good time.

Lucky pussies.

How to tell if you need to spice up your sex life.

Well that's a minor cat-astrophe for your sex life.

They didn't want you to be the only Mamma-- MIA!

cryssycakesx3 22

uh come again?

It was suppose to be a play on the OP's name being "Mia". Lame I know. Oh well. Win some lose many. Just wanted to write something that wasn't a repeat pussy joke. Lol