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  cakefete2  |  30

This is the real reason the ASPCA wants to spay and neuter pets. After a rash of seemingly unrelated suicides, they realized pet owners couldn't live with the fact that animals were better performers in the sack. No one has ever exclaimed "he's a great lover, he's such a human in the bedroom!"

  Enslaved  |  36

It was suppose to be a play on the OP's name being "Mia".
Lame I know. Oh well. Win some lose many. Just wanted to write something that wasn't a repeat pussy joke. Lol