By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
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nieldan 8

I guess there are two ******* purring

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Not_Impressed13 9

Did you stop and take notes?

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nieldan 8

I guess there are two ******* purring

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lulinator 40

Should be three. But her boyfriend needs to kick it up a notch to compete with the other two *******.

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drunkmunkey 24

here kitty kitty

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incoherentrmblr 21

I think the cat put it in the wrong hole...

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Ravike 17

Well owner like cat

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sunnyray812 42

You should make it into a competition.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Can't compete with a barbed penis *cringe*

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gramirez23 9

"Pierced penis here I come!" -OPs boyfriend

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Not_Impressed13 9

Did you stop and take notes?

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cakefete2 30

This is the real reason the ASPCA wants to spay and neuter pets. After a rash of seemingly unrelated suicides, they realized pet owners couldn't live with the fact that animals were better performers in the sack. No one has ever exclaimed "he's a great lover, he's such a human in the bedroom!"

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Soviet_American 29

Guess they showed you two who the real ******* are

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sometimessam 16

Time to embrace your wild side, OP. Go feline.

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barakados 11

That is a disturbing image.

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A07 48

Atleast the pussy is having a good time.

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MaddyLannister 8

Lucky *******.

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FitForFun 11

How to tell if you need to spice up your sex life.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Well that's a minor cat-astrophe for your sex life.

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Enslaved 36

They didn't want you to be the only Mamma-- MIA!

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cryssycakesx3 22

uh come again?

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Enslaved 36

It was suppose to be a play on the OP's name being "Mia". Lame I know. Oh well. Win some lose many. Just wanted to write something that wasn't a repeat pussy joke. Lol

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