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Today, my mom accused me of stealing $350 from her. She didn't accuse my unemployed brother, who just bought a brand new iPhone. Even after he confessed to her, she thought he was covering for me. My brother has a criminal record for theft. FML
Not unusual for the Golden Child to end up being the criminal, since they think they can do no wrong.
Guess we know who’s the favorite.