Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was...

By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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Amanda Jaworski 23

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Monday 22 July 2019 14:26

YDI for saying “pound town”

JokerSmile13 12

Monday 22 July 2019 17:20

Have you ever heard of locking or at least closing the door? I’ve never understood how parents just have sex in the open when they know their kids are home.

Amanda Jaworski 23

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Monday 22 July 2019 14:26

YDI for saying “pound town”

LostSoul 19

Monday 22 July 2019 21:03

My thoughts. His kid picks up on that stuff.

jkjorn 15

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Monday 22 July 2019 15:17

Reminds me of that old commercial tagline: "Like father, like son? Think about it."

raven_of_azarath 34

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Monday 22 July 2019 17:34

Anytime I think of a sex-related commercial, I think of the French condom commercial where the like 6 year old kid keeps asking his mom if he can do crazy things (like drive the car or put the cat in the dryer) while she’s screaming “oui oui oui!” while having sex.

JokerSmile13 12

Monday 22 July 2019 17:20

Have you ever heard of locking or at least closing the door? I’ve never understood how parents just have sex in the open when they know their kids are home.

Mac1034 2

Tuesday 23 July 2019 1:05

says the virgin

Sporadic1 6

Tuesday 23 July 2019 3:48

yeaaaa it happens sometimes.... we lock our door now for sure after a similar experience

DaBlacky 31

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Tuesday 23 July 2019 11:57

who says the door was not closed? It was surely unlocked, but it could be closed. The kid could have been asleep in his own bed, but three-year old can come out of bed by themselves and can surely open doors by themselves. Maybe their doors haven't any locks at all...

Aphrodite 20

Sunday 28 July 2019 14:01

!!!!

AmbrosiaFan 18

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Monday 22 July 2019 23:46

LOL omg... don't wig out on him considering you couldn't wait till he was at a friends or being baby sat or something. I have an 8 year old. We figure out how to do it and he's none the wiser.

argon0639 10

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Tuesday 23 July 2019 5:03

I'm sure your husband is thrilled that you guys never ever have sex while your child is even in the house. How moronic! Just lock your door...

Mac1034 2

Tuesday 23 July 2019 1:07

I feel like you'd have gotten much more sympathy had you not said the phrase "took her to pound town"

Mac1034 2

Tuesday 23 July 2019 1:08

I feel like you'd have gotten much more sympathy had you not said the phrase "I was takkng her to pound town"

Sporadic1 6

Tuesday 23 July 2019 3:46

yea my 6 yr old son walked n on us a while back "playing wrestle" or so we told him

Cowgirl1293 26

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Tuesday 23 July 2019 8:26

This is why we live next to my mother in law. We just send the kid next door and we have our "time" together. My mother in law knows what's up and she keeps her grandchild occupied.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 23 July 2019 18:01

"Pound Town"? Which one of you is the child here? Also, send the kid to a relative's place/babysitter's place, before working on giving him a sibling.